Yes, a real fight, with weapons, began with some grass clippings. As reported by The Review (East Liverpool, Ohio): Two men were charged with felonious assault Sunday after they got into an argument over grass clippings that evolved into a fight with a machete and a club. Whoa there, fellas.…
Sure, the “is that a … in your pants” is not a not totally uncommon theme. Still, a loris? As reported by the BBC: Two of the men were found with slender lorises concealed in pouches in their briefs, a customs official at Indira Gandhi International Airport told the BBC.…
No, she didn’t hit him with a frying pan. She didn’t throw something at him. You can keep guessing, but you won’t get it. As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: On Aug. 30 two Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputies were called to a Country Breeze Lane residence about a…
Maybe this lady has legitimate beefs with her boyfriend. But the way she chose to deal with the situation, well, it bites. As reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News: On Aug. 17 an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputy was called to a Colonial Drive apartment after learning of a domestic…
Hey, if you don’t like the service, tip accordingly. These three ladies, dining at a Red Lobster in Fairview Heights, Illinois, decided on a different approach. Big mistake. As reported by The Bellevue News-Democrat: Three Red Lobster customers were charged Saturday in connection with aggravated battery at the Fairview Heights…
So maybe it’s not 100% certain that he was drinking with the monkeys, but he let them out of their cages, he was drunk, and … as reported by The August Chronicle (Georgia): According to a GHSU Police Bureau incident report, a co-worker discovered Coley Mitchell, 32, partially unclothed in…
There are some records you just don’t want to set. It looks like this Iowan may hold this record for a while. As reported by the Iowa City, Iowa Patch: Justin A. Clark, 24, of North Liberty, was arrested July 29 after North Liberty police received reports of a driver…
It’s been a long, hot summer. People everywhere are routinely disrobing and … wait, they’re not? As reported by lancasteronline.com: A naked couple showed up in a hotel lobby in Manheim Township early Sunday. Huh? The couple jumped a hotel’s fence to swim in its pool and then showed up…
Even if you thought this would allow you to avoid a DUI, you probably wouldn’t do it … unless, maybe, you were drunk? As reported by kpel965.com (Lafayette, Louisiana): Police Chief Scott Silverii says 53-year-old Wayne Benoit was pulled over Tuesday afternoon after police saw his truck swerving down the…
Assuming everything this woman says is true, you just have to scratch your head. As reported by www.timesonline (Beaver, Pennsylvania): The owner of a Moon Township landscaping business has been charged with exposing himself to a female passenger in his car. Moon police have charged 72-year-old Armando Zucchero of 233…