Hey, if you’ve got something against the joint’s pizza, there are alternatives to this. As reported by courierpostonline.com (Cherry Hill, New Jersey): Friends and neighbors Saturday came to the aid of a pizza shop owner whose store on Marlton Pike in Pennsauken was heavily damaged when a Jeep Grand Cherokee…
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It’s Unlikely You’ll Ever Get This Lonely
Let’s just say this story involves seeking comfort from an animal, specifically, a donkey. You have been warned. As reported in The Sunday News: In an incident that left the people of Filabusi dumbstricken, a 71-year-old widower was last week arraigned before the courts after he was caught raping a…
What Can Happen To You If You Don’t Hold The Door Open For A Lady?
The Juice is a believer in some old-fashioned notions, like men holding the elevator door open for women. Too bad a fellow in Boston, Mohammed Warsame, is not likeminded. Here’s why, as reported by The Boston Herald: A Roxbury man was slopped with a plate of pasta, punched, kicked, spit…
Oh, Like You’ve Never Eaten Cigarettes Before… In A Store?
If you’re hungry and thirsty, heading to a food market is definitely the right move. This gent did just that. But when he got there, ay ay ay. As reported by madison.com: The Madison Police Department stated in a news release that officers were called to the store shortly before…
Yes, Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted, And So Will This Gent …
Yes, shoplifters will be prosecuted. And so will folks who treat merchandise like this … As reported by The Brooklyn Paper: A 32-year-old urinated all over costly clothing inside a Downtown department store on Dec. 11, investigators claim. Dude! Police cuffed a suspect accused of ruining more than $1,500 of…
Dad Gets Busted For Spraying “Liquid Ass” In School
Yes folks, you read that correctly. As reported by detroit.cbslocal.com: Jason Festerman was called to school after his son was suspended for spraying prank item Liquid Ass in his classroom. Ads claim Liquid Ass is a “power–packed, super–concentrated liquid (that) begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul…
Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
Nobody has to go to the bathroom this badly. To what length did this man go to try to get his wife to leave the bathroom? You won’t believe this one. Per The Northwest Florida Daily News. According to the Fort Walton Beach arrest report, the couple was arguing inside…
If This Is Any Indication, Donkey Rustling Is An Extremely Serious Crime In Mexico
Not sure how The Juice missed this one. In this case, the old saw is true – that a picture is worth a thousand words. (Click on the link below.) As reported by Reuters: Four men stand tied up in front of one of the two donkeys which residents had…
You Think YOU Are A Hardcore Giants’ Fan? Fuhgeddaboutit!
Hardcore fans of the New York Giants were not feeling good after their team lost to the Redskins on Monday. Hopefully, though, only one took it this hard. As reported by The Star-Banner (Ocala, Florida): Authorities say a Silver Springs Shores man upset that the Redskins had beaten the Giants…
So You Say The Car Is Where?
Hey, younger drivers are going to make mistakes, especially after they’ve had something to drink. Here’s the latest installment of “Yikes” as reported by The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario): A Burlington teen faces careless driving charges after crashing into a home. Halton police say ‘miraculously’ no one was injured when the…