Please, if you are prone to being grossed out, stop here. Remember, The Juice warned you. So, it started with what appeared to be a routine suspected DUI. Then it got weird, and gross. As reported by The Durango Herald (Colorado): According to an arrest affidavit, the events began at…
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Wait, So You Didn’t Want The Deluxe Exorcism Package?
The gent says he just wanted to talk with the preacher. Well sir, it is alleged that a little more than that happened one day back in February 2012, as reported by knoxnews.com: Andrew Byrd filed a lawsuit Feb. 15 in Sevier County against the Rev. Joel Arwood, his wife…
Do Not Mess With This Woman’s Remote!
You’ve probably heard someone say that TV is like a drug. Well, this story certainly bolsters that notion. Per the Northwest Florida Daily News: Natasha Lynn Head, a 34-year-old Fort Walton Beach woman, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after she picked up a knife and told…
Maryland: No Condoms In Nursery School!
The Juice really doesn’t know where to start with this Maryland law, so here it is: A person may not sell or offer for sale a contraceptive device, whether or not advertised as a prophylactic, by means of a vending machine or other automatic device at a kindergarten, nursery school…
A Very Strange Fighting Style Indeed
It’s a big world, and there are lots of different fighting styles – boxing, kung fu, jujitsu (jiu-jitsu), MMA, taekwondo, to name a few. And then there’s this gent’s fighting style, unlikely to be replicated by anyone, ever. As reported by The Santa Cruz Sentinel: A 24-year-old Santa Cruz man…
A Use For An AK-47 You Probably Hadn’t Thought Of
In addition to squirrel hunting and self defense … add to the list of things an AK-47 is handy for … disciplining your children! As reported by the Star Tribune: A St. Paul man who recently purchased an assault rifle out of fear of an impending gun ban threatened his…
You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
A pack of cigarettes! She stole a pack of cigarettes! 22 years ago! People! Where is your sense of proportionality? As reported by wesh.com: A mother of two sits in jail Monday unable to post bail after being put behind bars for the 1991 theft of a pack of cigarettes.…
Marrying Your Way Out Of A Felony?
Prison? Marry this boy? Prison? Marry this boy? This is just so wrong. As reported by wgntv.com: A school teacher in North Carolina had sex with a 15-year-old boy, but she avoided going to prison because she married him. 42-year-old Leah Gayle Shipman waited until her divorce was final, then…
You Want Me To Turn My Music Down? Fuhgeddaboutit!
Ah roommates. If you’ve ever had a roommate, and you say you’ve never had an argument, you’re lying. Still, a knife? As reported in The Brooklyn Paper: The victim told police that he knocked on his roommate’s door at their apartment between Norman and Nassau avenues at 12:30 am and…
Do You Think The Kid Should Have Been Arrested?
The Juice wasn’t there, but that’s never stopped him from passing judgment before. This seems like a harmless prank. What do you think? As reported by The Sun News (at Cleveland.com): A Northfield boy, 17, was arrested Dec. 17 and charged with disorderly conduct after he alarmed shoppers at Nordstrom…