Apparently this gent was a real peach on the flight. But that was nothing compared to his antics as he departed the plane. As reported by The Manchester Evening News: A drunken jet passenger was tasered by police after stripping naked on the airpot tarmac – and challenging the captain to a…
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Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?
It’ll soon become clear that these neighbors are not on the best of terms. As reported in “Off the Beat” at tcpalm.com: A man on Sept. 9 told a St. Lucie County Sheriff’s deputy he was taking out his trash when a 60-year-old man who lives across the street started…
No Judgment Passed On Weed Or Booze, But Ingesting Some Man-Made Chemical Hallucinogen?
Some people drink. Some people smoke weed. Many folks do both. And then there are those folks who ingest man-made substances of uncertain origins, be it ecstasy, LSD, bath salts or whatever. This The Juice has never understood, because [per The Belleville News-Democrat] something like this can happen to you:…
Aw, Watching The Big Fight With Your Brother-In-Law. How … Um, Never Mind
Sure sounds like a good idea – getting together with your brother-in-law to watch the big fight. From the idea stage to the actual event, things went downhill, as you’ll see from this entry in The Colorado Springs Police Department Blotter: Incident Date: September 15, 2013 Time:1:25:00 AM Division: Stetson…
Husband Showers His Wife With …
If you’re thinking “gifts” you would be wrong. As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News (which The Juice somehow missed before): According to the Fort Walton Beach arrest report, the couple was arguing inside of the bathroom of their residence on Windsor Lane on Dec. 8 when the husband…
You Do NOT Want To Ask This Young Lady How The Football Game Was!
Old folks like The Juice, especially (and almost exclusively) men, often quote from Animal House. As Dean Wormer said: “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life …” When you look at her mug shot, you’ll see that “fat” doesn’t apply. “Drunk” definitely does. As for “stupid,”…
Did It With His Hands Behind His Back
No, this gent didn’t perform this feat with his hands tied behind his back. They were cuffed! As reported by The Highline Times: King County [Washington] Sheriff’s deputies were called to help Burien officers in a search for a handcuffed man who escaped custody at the Burien courthouse. Hell, his…
Cougar-esque “Fling” Lands Young Man In The Soup
Maybe she isn’t quite a cougar, which is why The Juice used the word “cougar-esque.” Anyway, it wasn’t your normal hook-up, as reported by The Gainesville Sun: A Hampton man was arrested on a lewd and lascivious charge on allegations he engaged Tuesday in a sexual act with a drunken…
Lonely? Make Some Friends, But Stop Calling 911!
Is there anyone who doesn’t know that 911 is just for emergencies? The Juice is guessing this dude knew, but was not deterred from calling it an absurd number of times. What stopped him? As reported by The Santa Cruz Sentinel: From July 30 to Tuesday, Nathan Jarvie, 33, called…
You Silly Drunk Man
How drunk was he? Pretty darned drunk. Per The New Hampshire Union Leader: Authorities received a call from a Kingston Court homeowner who reported that a man she did not know had walked into her bedroom. Uh-oh. Police responded to the home and found [Ryan] Maszczak [35] asleep in a…