Even those among you who think that words like “shit”are “bad” words should concede that they are okay to use when they are integral to the story. Somehow “contents of the septic tank” just doesn’t get the point across like “shit” does. Anyway, as reported by The Times and Democrat…
Okay so it is vandalism, but it barely register’s on the Vandalometer. How was he caught? The way many “criminals” are caught, of course – by following the trail of penises! As reported by TheLocal.dk: A 31-year old man from Aalborg was convicted for a fairly bizarre act of vandalism…
You know that when you point a gun in the air and shoot, that the slug will land somewhere, right? This is especially true when you fire a gun inside a building. As reported by The Bismarck Tribune: A Bismarck man is accused of firing a shotgun into the ceiling of…
Sir, your library card! Now! [Shredder sound in the background.] As reported by The Plymouth Herald: Officers were called to the on campus library around 12pm after a 41-year-old man had reportedly exposed himself to a female library user. A police spokesperson said: “Police received reports a male had indecently…
Clearly this gentleman is not a regular Juice reader, or he may not have tried this stunt. (The Juice has posted stories similar to this.) Sure, being drunk impairs your judgment, but to this degree? As reported by Albany Times Union: Town police said a Saratoga Springs man had his…
First this man gets shot just for going to church? (So he wasn’t exactly just “going to church.”) Then, he gets busted for being in a Burger King? (So it was a little after closing?) As reported by khou.com: A man [who] was shot and wounded by a church pastor…
Is it just me, or does it seem like there are a lot of strange ice cream truck driver stories? Here’s another one, as reported by wivb.com: Last Friday night may have seemed like the prime time for dessert, but those who frequented an ice cream truck in Clarence [New…
Driving on the interstate can get pretty boring. Not this day. As reported by fosters.com: A Massachusetts woman was arrested Friday evening after she allegedly “mooned” several drivers on Interstate 93. Bow police Sgt. William Graham was driving a marked police cruiser northbound on the interstate at approximately 7:35 p.m.,…
Maybe this guy’s intentions were good, or maybe he saw what he thought was an opportunity to shoot his gun. Regardless, he is now officially in the soup. As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): It happened in the parking lot of the Kmart on Outer Loop, near New Cut Road,…
Who would think of “rock, paper, scissors” as a gambling game? A Seattle man did (it’s unlikely he will again, at least for a while), and was looking for takers. He found one, and it didn’t end well. As reported by komonews.com: King County prosecutors claim Michael Langley stabbed at…