If everyone just went about their business, we’d all be better off. But the cops would sure be bored. No worries about being bored for some cops in Indiana, as reported by The Chicago Tribune: The still-unidentified man was discovered wandering along the [Interstate 65] just south of U.S. Highway…
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Tell Me You Did Not Call The Cops Because Of That
Everyone, and I mean everyone, has had a haircut they have been unhappy with. But, unlike with virtually every other problem, this one actually does go away with time. A man in Norway couldn’t wait. So, as reported at newsenglish.no: A man in Drammen was so unhappy with his new…
Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy …
It’s not uncommon for people to try to shoplift by putting items down their pants. But an entire rack of ribs? Twice? Truth, as reported by The Sentinel (Pennsylvania). After going three months without getting in trouble, a Carlisle man was back in police custody Sunday afternoon after trying to…
Mopping Naked?
There’s probably a perfectly logical explanation for this man’s behavior. Or not. As reported by The Gainesville Sun: A man wearing a long sleeved shirt and nothing else while carrying a mop and bucket Wednesday was arrested for exposing himself. The man told police he was trying to water plants…
Honesty Is The Best Policy … Or Is It?
Yes, honesty is the best policy. Perhaps this gent will reap some good karma from his courtroom candor. Per The Florida Sun Sentinel: In federal court on Thursday to answer to charges that he guarded an Oakland Park brothel, [Willie David Rice] gave this response when the judge asked about…
Some Weird Laws Still On The Books
In the law, as in many other areas, an occasional housecleaning is needed. According to the London Burough of Sutton, here are some outdated laws (from 1894 – 1935) that are still on the books (via The Guardian): (1) No person shall play tipcat or any offensive or dangerous game…
What’s Wrong With Having A “Go-To” Bank?
If you watch football or basketball, no doubt you’ve heard announcers say that a team will continue running a certain play until their opponent is able to stop it. Well, it seems a bank robber in Florida subscribes to the same theory. Per The South Florida Sun-Sentinel: Authorities are on…
Not Exactly A Socially Conscious Flash Mob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syRtqc31yrE So you get a bunch of people together for a very specific purpose, and it’s to loot a 7-11? As reported by cbsnews.com: Police in Maryland are now investigating a so-called “flash mob robbery” of a 7-Eleven in Germantown, a city 20 miles outside of Washington, D.C. Montgomery County…
What Did Those Toes Ever Do To You?
At least according to Merriam-Webster, a “fetish” is defined as “an object of irrational reverence or obsessive devotion,” or “an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with…
First You Steal Your Granny’s Safe, And When You Can’t Open It, You …
No matter how desperate you are, you just don’t steal from your Granny. Don’t tell that to this fella in New York. As reported by northcountrynow.com: St. Lawrence County Sheriff’s Deputies charged Codey A. Royce, 21, 38 Ames Rd., Edwards, with fourth-degree criminal mischief and petit larceny for allegedly stealing…