Woman looking for hook up hooks up with man looking for same. But this was no ordinary hook-up, as reported by theprovince.com. The 43-year-old man had met a woman four years his senior in a bar in the southern German city on Monday and she took him back to her…
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I’ll Be Taking That Street, Thank You Very Much!
How does someone just up and lay claim to a street? When it’s abandoned by the city, and reclaimed, but the documents are never filed in the land records, that’s how. Unfortunately for Mullinville, Kansas, Mr. M.T. Liggett learned of this and took action. As reported by kwch.com: Head north…
You Stole What From Papa John’s?
It would be misleading, though not totally false, to say this guy walked into a Florida Papa John’s and stole pizza. Here’s what happened, per wptv.com: Polk County deputies say a man walked into Papa John’s Pizza restaurant, put on a pizza costume, and then walked out of the Lakeland…
Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad …
A tv? If you’re wondering how this is possible, so is The Juice. As reported by WCCO (Minneapolis): The officer then saw in plain view that King had a large item wrapped in plastic and stuffed down his pants. It was a 19-inch flat screen television. King also had other…
Lawsuit Arising From The Firing Of A Bottle Rocket From A Guy’s …
Yeah, firing a bottle rocket out of your butt is never a good idea. And it’s even worse if it fails to launch! From the recently filed West Virginia case of Helmburg v. The Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity and Travis Hughes: Defendant Hughes was highly intoxicated … and decided in…
You Offered What For Those McNuggets?
What would you do for some nuggies? Definitely not what a California woman was willing to do, as reported by whptv.com. Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles was seen opening customers’ car doors in the McDonald’s drive through at 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, according to the…
Hey Bartender, I’ll Be Right Back …
So you’re going out for a beer. What’s the big deal if you order a cold one, and then step out to, say, rob a bank? As reported by wtsp.com: [Pasco County, Florida] Deputies say they got a call around 1:42 Thursday afternoon of a man robbing the Wells Fargo…
Light Saber Beats Taser?
It sounds crazy, right? A light saber beating a taser? But it happened. It all started one night … as reported by kgw.com (Portland, Oregon) … Officers were dispatched to the [Toys R Us] store shortly before 10 p.m., Wednesday on reports that the man had already assaulted three customers…
Perhaps The Strangest Ticket Ever Issued
It’s not hyberbole to say that this is almost certainly the strangest ticket ever issued. The offense? As reported by Al-Anba Daily: In the first incident of its kind, a traffic policeman [in Kuwait City] issued a citation against an Arab motorist for having bad breath. A police source said…
You Have A Gun In Your What?
Surely she didn’t mean she literally had a gun there… But, after Ms. Patterson was arrested in Orlando, Florida, when the police asked her if she had any weapons or drugs on her person, here’s what she is reported to have said: “I have a gun in my vagina, you…