If you are Matthew Dietrich of Berks County, Pennsylvania, you are PISSED! You just paid Christopher Katz $500 for a pound of marijuana. But when you open the bag – BROCCOLI! So what do you do? Kick his ass? Just leave? Not Mr. Dietrich. He was going to get the…
Only in New York? No, Juice readers know that weird things happen pretty much everywhere (see the 200+ archived Legal Juice posts). Back to New York. A robber (with a knife) in Westchester robbed an 18-year-old – but not of the $10 the young man had. Said Captain Joseph DeCarlo:…
From the Santa Clara Police Department “Police Blotter” The suspect parked his own vehicle at a car wash. He made contact with the manager and handed him his business card. The suspect got into a freshly cleaned customer’s car that was coming out of the other end of the wash.…
Have you ever been hit by a sausage? No? Then maybe you shouldn’t be so quick to judge authorities in Manchester, England who are prosecuting a 12-year-old boy for throwing a cocktail sausage at a neighbor. And it hit him on the shoulder! And this crazy judge said he couldn’t…
Okay, so she didn’t exactly marry the monkey (though she’s paying $1,300/month to support him.) Rockville, Maryland resident Elyse Gazewitz was on trial yesterday for illegally having a monkey as a pet. Since the animal was taken from her in May, she has had to pay boarding fees of $1,300/month…
So the parent of a 5-year-old kid had an argument with another parent – on the playground, of course. As a result, Mr. Joseph Moldrich, one of the parents, hatched a scheme to get the kid of the other parent kicked out of school. He would make threatening phone calls…
Maybe Wayne Simpson should have just called the customer who he said gave him her cell phone number. Said Wayne: I honestly thought she fancied me. I certainly fancied her. She was gorgeous. She pulled up a chair very close to me and sat there staring into my eyes and…
Actually, the Royal Mail said the week David Portman took off to mourn his dog’s death was just the last straw. In his 5 years as a mailman, Portman missed 137 days. Claiming that his absences were either work-related or genuine injuries not of his doing, and that he shouldn’t…
Remember Chuck Barris from The Gong Show? What he wouldn’t give to be able to gong his Trump Plaza neighbor Dorothea Wietzner out of the building. According to Mr. Barris, here are some highlights: Said Dorothea to Chuck: “What you need is your head cracked open. I’ll get you, just…
Spirit Airlines pilot Wayne Giles, age 46, was not exactly an ideal neighbor. Here’s a sampling of what he did to his neighbors over a six-year period: throwing shit [really], old fruit, and eggs at an elderly couple’s home; sending anonymous letters, for more than 5 years, graphically detailing sex…