As The Juice always says, if you don’t like what you’re looking at, look away! Per The Dutch Harbor Telegraph (Dutch Harbor, Alaska): 1312 – Assistance Rendered – Previously convicted assailant reported that since he returned to town, his victim has been giving him the stink-eye. An officer advised the…
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Tell Me You Didn’t Put That Image On A Milk Carton!
Surely you will agree with The Juice that this food company has crossed the line. Fortunately, there’s a watchdog group who is on it. As reported by redhotrussia.com: The Prosecutor General’s Office received an official complaint from the public organization – “Russian People’s Council“. Its activists accused Wimm Bill Dann…
You’re Really Kicking Him Off The Ballot Because Of Porn On His Website?
Sadly, this story is not about a U.S. politician. This gent hails from Bosnia. As reported by Reuters: “Seven days after my campaign began, the whole planet is talking about me,” Mirad Hadziahmetovic told Reuters. “I think I have had a super campaign and proved to be the best market…
So A Guy Walks Into The Police Station …
It’s not that unusual for someone to walk into a police station seeking information. The question that this gentleman asked, though, was quite unusual. As reported by The Beacon-News (Aurora, Illinois): An Aurora man who has been convicted of at least 14 crimes and traffic violations over the past 11…
Is That A Loris In Your Pants, Or …
Sure, the “is that a … in your pants” is not a not totally uncommon theme. Still, a loris? As reported by the BBC: Two of the men were found with slender lorises concealed in pouches in their briefs, a customs official at Indira Gandhi International Airport told the BBC.…
So A Guy Can’t Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
So maybe it’s not 100% certain that he was drinking with the monkeys, but he let them out of their cages, he was drunk, and … as reported by The August Chronicle (Georgia): According to a GHSU Police Bureau incident report, a co-worker discovered Coley Mitchell, 32, partially unclothed in…
Busted For – Literally – Throwing Money Out The Window
You know the expression “throwing money out the window?” How about “money to burn?” Well, a man in Taiwan DID BOTH, and was arrested and “charged with public endangerment and destruction of currency,” as reported by news.com.au. The man tossed the bills [$1 million Taiwan ($30,000 US)] from a taxi…
You Did NOT Just Pull A Gun On Your Neighbor For That!
Sure, neighbors have their disagreements. But check this out, as reported by nj.com: An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor’s fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said. Daniel Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for…
Congressional Candidate Changes Name To Website
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnVVZU1xZl8 If you want to vote for Eddie Gonzalez for Congress, you can’t. But you can vote for VoteForEddie.com. As reported in The Miami Herald: Unknown independent Eddie Gonzalez probably knew he’d get little money, no attention and have almost no shot against popular Republican incumbent Rep. Mario Diaz Balart.…
It’s Raining Money! It’s Raining Money!
If you find money along the side of the road, can you keep it? Maybe. It depends on where the money came from. In this, case, unfortunately for the finders, it’s a “no.” As reported by The South Bend Tribune: The day after a Michigan City-area bank robbery, drivers apparently…