Seriously, he said to shoot her, and she did. The charges? None. Here’s the story from The Denver Post: Authorities said a woman who shot her husband in the knee won’t face charges because he begged her to do it. The Arapahoe County Sheriff’s office said a 35-year-old woman accused…
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If The Underwear Doesn’t Fit, You Must Acquit
So maybe that’s not exactly the defense employed, but it’s damn close. As reported in The South Asian Post: An Indian man escaped a possible death sentence for drug trafficking after his lawyer told a court it was impossible to walk with a stash of heroin in his underpants.Mumbai police…
Not The Best Solution For The Munchies
Okay, maybe going to McDonald’s when you have the munchies isn’t such a bad idea. But let’s say, for whatever reason, you try to pay for your food with … pot! I guess it didn’t occur to the hungry gent to sell the weed, and then buy some food? As…
A Real “Career Criminal” – Who Gets Bail?
A 26-year-old man in Northern Ireland has 104 convictions. His crimes include, per The Belfast Telegraph, … a string of offences including burglary, theft, assault and other dishonesty type offences. And, per the police, “every single time he was granted bail he broke the conditions.” After a recent arrest, he…
Landlord Has Interesting Way Of Getting Attention of Delinquent Tenants
He crashed his Hummer into their – um, his – house! At about 2:30 a.m.! As reported by delawareonline: According to New Castle County police, the tenants, a 50-year-old man and his 53-year-old wife, awoke around 2:30 a.m. to a loud crash at their home on Lute Court in the…
Free Porn?
How do you get free porn? Well, here’s what a guy in Longmont, Colorado tried, as reported by The Longmont Times: … the man provided a badge and a business card without a name, and told the clerks he was a detective with the Longmont Police Department’s “age verification unit,”…
God Drops By A 7-Eleven
From the Police Blotter of the Daily Nexus, at the University of California, Santa Barbara: Sun., Aug. 2, 2:47 a.m. — Officers working the late shift received a call concerning a man loitering at the 7-Eleven convenience store on Hollister Avenue. According to the employee, the 35-year old man was…
That’s No Way To Treat A Car Thief
As Police Cmdr. Kelly McMillin said: “you couldn t make up something stranger than this.” So here’s what happened, per knbc.com. Old Edward Bishop went and stole himself a pickup truck. Not so exciting, but … …while [Mr. Bishop was] sitting outside a convenience store, a man with a gun…
Illegal Butt Crack?
No, it’s not another butt cleavage, low rider pants story. And actually, it was meth, not crack, that Brian James Verdoes snuck into jail. How was he caught? From the Worthington Daily Globe: While in the jail, Verdoes exhibited strange behavior, lying on the floor with his legs raised in…
What Happens When You Shoot A Bullet Through The Floor?
Bad things, at least in this instance in Brigantine, New Jersey. As reported in The Press of Atlantic City: … Kevin Dorsey, 36, was visiting his girlfriend’s West Brigantine Avenue apartment and had the .40-caliber handgun out when he somehow shot it into the floor at about 12:40 a.m. It…