Can you begin a life of crime while still in diapers. The short answer is, it Depends. (Get it!) But seriously, a baby was involved in the commission of a crime. How, you ask? Per The New Hampshire Union Leader: A New Hampshire woman has been indicted for hiding cigarettes…
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On A Police Station?
When you gotta go, you gotta go, right? No. No. No. No. No. Especially “no” if your “target” is … the police station! What, you don’t believe The Juice? Do you believe The Detroit Free Press? … in Royal Oak … at 4:39 p.m. Monday — in broad daylight on…
Lawyer Caught In Bra “Catch 22”
All of this over a wire bra, and the jail’s dress code. As reported by The Miami Herald: Attorney Brittney Horstman was not packing heat. She was wearing an underwire bra. So what’s the problem? And when the metal detector went off on a visit to the Miami Federal Detention…
What’s Wrong With Checking For Aliens On The School System’s Computers?
We don’t know if there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. And it seems unlikely that we’ll find out by installing software on our computers to detect the presence of aliens. But that is precisely what the former director of IT for the Higley Unified School District in Arizona…
An Interesting Way To Get Rid Of The Evidence
This Ohio bank robbery suspect was much more alert than the police officers who were dutifully searching him as he was face down on the hood of a car. So how did he get rid of what was likely the note he used when he allegedly robbed a bank? He…
LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated – Really
This story is truly wacky. First, you have a Proctor, Minnesota man who took a La-Z-Boy chair and put a lawnmower motor in it, and a steering wheel. Per the Duluth News Tribune, “It has a stereo, cup holders and other custom options, including different power levels.” All tricked out…
Mother And Daughter Share EVERYTHING
So this 46-year-old woman in Florida had a boyfriend for about a year. Then she had to, um, go away for a little while (to jail). Well, really, did you expect her boyfriend to just sit around and wait? When his girlfriend’s 25-year-old daughter was there? They didn’t wait. Seems…
Virginia May Be For Lovers, But Constance Bay Is For …
Of course the Juice would never condone vandalism, but … how about that artwork! No doubt the City of Ottawa will think twice before installing a sign with an empty panel. A skilled vandal took the opportunity to fill that empty panel with … well … look at the picture…
Burglar’s Serious Chutzpah
Talk about chutzpah. Check out this burglary, as reported by Sweden’s “The Local” and “Helsingborgs Dagblad” A thief in southern Sweden took time off during a weekend break-in to surf pornographic websites on a company computer … local newspaper Helsingborgs Dagblad reports. Here comes the real chutzpah: Already faced with…
I Pity The Fool Who Sells Me Bad Beef Jerky
This story is wacky for 2 reasons: it involves a robbery due to some bad beef jerky, and the alleged robber works 2 doors down from the scene of the crime! As reported by The Cleveland Plain Dealer: Police say a Cleveland barber got so upset by what he considered…