Wait. That didn’t come out right. The “good deed” was an appearance at a charity event for children in Mumbai, India. And the person being sued is the beautiful actress/model Yana Gupta (yes, that’s her). Sadly, it is true that she is being sued for allegedly not wearing panties. As…
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Of All The Pay Phones In Town, You Picked That One?
No worries using the phone in the police station lobby under normal circumstances. Unfortunately for a certain young man in Eugene, Oregon, these were not normal circumstances! As reported in The Register-Guard: A man suspected of bank robbery, who apparently just wanted to phone his parents, was arrested Wednesday. His…
You’re Sticking With THAT Reason For Driving Drunk?
Forget about “I only had 2 drinks …” or “I was looking for the Easter Bunny…” Wait, that’s what this dude said he was doing. As reported by The Union Leader: John Fowler, 50 … claimed a man had come to his house with information about the location of the…
You’re Busting Me For Starting A Pillow Fight?
Hey man, The Juice just finds the news. He doesn’t make this stuff up. (I know him, and seriously doubt his imagination would be up to the task.) Darin Cassler of Burlington, Vermont was arrested for starting a pillow fight, albeit a large one. As reported by The Burlington Free…
A Serious Domestic Dispute
All couples have disagreements. Fortunately, most folks don’t handle them the way this Sioux Falls, South Dakota couple did. Here’s what went down, as reported by The Argus Leader (per the police): Edward Martin Lopez Jr. and Russett Lynn Cantrell, both 27, began to argue at their home … early…
A Plaxico Burress Moment …
Maybe “Plaxico Burress lite” would be a better description of what transpired in Seattle, Washington, as reported in The Highland Times police blotter: Police responded to a call for medical assistance in the 12000 block of Ambaum Blvd. A man accidentally set off a bottle rocket firework in his pants.…
92-Year-Old Hasn’t Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
The public library is a terrific place for a 92-year-old man to … hook up? So thought Florida resident Herbert Johnson. The library’s employees were not flattered. Per nbcmiami.com: Stuart resident Herbert Johnson, 92, has been ordered to stay out of Martin County public libraries after waging an amorous campaign…
Might As Well Have A Neon Sign: “Pot Growing Here”
It’s at least a mildly interesting strategy – hiding in plain sight. And sometimes it even works on TV and in the movies.In real life? Not so much, as Floridian Bryan Hartman discovered. Per The Orlando Sentinel: A St. Cloud man was arrested Monday after drug agents found marijuana growing…
Please Tell Me You Didn’t Put A Clear Plastic Bag Over Your Head And Rob That Joint
Didn’t I just tell you not to tell me that? But no, you just couldn’t resist! As reported by news.com.au: A robber wearing a transparent plastic bag over his head has held up a service station on the Gold Coast. Pure genius. Police said the man entered the BP service…
Hey! This Diet Sucks!
So, as a result of this diet, you’ve gone from 413 pounds to 308 pounds in 8 months. Awesome, right? Not according to much-lighter Broderick Lloyd Laswell. Not only is he not pleased, he filed suit against the responsible parties – his jailers in Benton County, Arkansas (the Sheriff and…