https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ0fq0BKvNk He did! Listen to the 911 call [above]. So what happened after the call? As reported by The Hartford Courant: Dispatchers traced the call to 192 Waterville Road, the home of Robert J. Michelson. He told narcotics officers who visited his home that he had spent a lot of…
How would you like your books today – with syrup, catchup, or mayonnaise? A library in Boise, Idaho had a real problem because someone kept dumping condiments in the book-drop. The perp was finally caught after a surveillance system was installed. And yes, she did get jail time. Why did…
If this dude decides to remain in the relationship, he would be well-advised to have a pack of cigarettes on hand at all times, and be willing to share them. As reported by The Morning Call (Allentown): Bethlehem police said a woman went on a rampage Monday night when her…
Sure, there are more delicate ways to say this. But regular readers know The Juice prefers the blunt approach. So … The governing administration in Malawi is proposing legislation that would outlaw farting in public! Truth! As reported by afrik-news.com: The Bingu wa Mutharika led administration is to introduce a…
So, why did a Georgia mother check her son and two classmates out of school? To rob a bank! As reported by WSBTV.com: The woman checked the three teens out of Stephenson High School on Friday morning, Lilburn police Deputy Chief Bruce Hedley said. He said the four went to…
You might think that someone is not going to hit you in the face and get away with it. But you probably hadn’t envisioned anything like this. As reported by fox17online.com (Michigan): Two men say assaulted a woman assaulted them with a fish last weekend. Holy mackerel! [Yeah, yeah. You…
Just when you thought you’d heard them all… Check out this excuse for speeding, as reported in The Local: A woman from southern Sweden has lost her bid to have a speeding fine overturned on the grounds that she was suffering from diarrhea at the time of the offence. The…
Let’s say you really want to emigrate to Canada. How far would you go? These folks took it to another level. You won’t believe the disguises they used. To see for yourself, and read more, click here.
Ah the joy of setting off a bottle rocket – unless it’s in … your pants! As reported by The Highline Times (Washington): Police responded to a call for medical assistance in the 12000 block of Ambaum Blvd. A man accidentally set off a bottle rocket firework in his pants.…
When this lady told her husband not to smoke, she meant it. And brother, did she drive the point home when he defied her. Per The Northwest Florida Daily News: A woman was arrested Wednesday morning for beating her husband with a rock, claiming she didn’t want him to smoke…