This is really gross and weird. Who likes sucking blood so much that he would do it for 2-3 minutes? Why would you let someone do that? As reported by The Arizona Republic: A vampire-crazed man was sentenced Monday to three years probation for stabbing a friend who had refused…
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A Dress Code At The Mall? That’ll Put A Dent In The People-Watching
There’s a dress code at the mall? At least at the Quaker Bridge Mall in Trenton, New Jersey there is. And in case you think the saggy pants looks is a male thing, think again. As reported by The Lawrenceville Patch: Ashley L. Diggs, 24, of the 800 block of…
A Novel Way To Stop Some Thieves
Hey Honey, Call The Cops! He’s Watering Our Lawn!
Next time you want to do something nice for a neighbor, think about this story, and then do it anyway. Because there can’t be a lot of neighbors with this particular dynamic … As reported by wftv.com: Authorities said Joseph Florence was upset with how his neighbor’s yard looked, so…
Your Husband Is Cheating. You Fly Halfway Across The Country, And This Is The Best You Can Do?
You find out your husband is cheating on you. You fly from the east coast to Chicago, and this is the best you can do? As reported by www.triblocal.com: A wife flew to Chicago and cut the crotches out of the pants of a woman who was vacationing with her…
Dude Could’ve Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWzqwvhF_N8 If you’re short on time, skip a bunch of the f-bombs and go to the 2:13 mark. The guy’s reaction upon learning the amount of the ticket is something to behold. And you won’t find a cooler cop – anywhere. Of course, that just makes the guy angrier.
Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A “Role Model” – Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
A frog? Forget about the mechanics of it (if you can). How can someone possibly derive sexual pleasure watching a woman and a frog? At least one gent did, as reported by The Sun: Michael Hall, 46 — who is also a school governor and worked on a council panel…
Writing U.S. Attorney A Letter On Toilet Paper? Bad Idea
A Texas Inmate named George Morgan filed a habeas petition, which the state moved to dismiss. This didn’t sit well with Mr. Morgan. So he wrote a note to assistant U.S. attorney Susan San Miguel on toilet paper. What did the note say? As reported by Courthouse News Service: “Dear…
Perhaps The Most Idiotic Question Ever Asked
How can The Juice be sure that “the question” was actually asked? Because he heard it himself, today. He was listening to a painfully long recorded statement taken before he was retained [DON’T GIVE THEM!] in an automobile accident case. Remember, this question was asked DURING A RECORDED STATEMENT. So,…
Who Else Would Crash A Car Into A Sober Living Home?
Of all the buildings in Los Angeles this [allegedly] drunk person could have crashed into, he “picks” a sober living home? That’s just bizarre. As reported by KTLA: A DUI suspect crashed a sport utility vehicle into a South Los Angeles sober living home early Saturday. The driver and a…