This is just not a smart way to cool yourself off for a lot of reasons – all of them obvious. As reported by wkyt.com: It was 90 degrees Thursday and a man apparently went into a South Williamson Wal-Mart to cool off. The Pike County Sheriff’s Department on Friday…
Normally when a woman finds her husband appetizing, that would be a good thing, right? Not this time! Per The Palm Beach Post: City police say a woman poured barbecue sauce on her husband and went after him with a knife in each hand Tuesday, according to an arrest report…
In sports, that’s something you hear over and over. If it works, keep doing it until the other team stops you. Then adjust your game plan accordingly. Alas, sports is not like life in many regards, including this one. Just ask this gent, who was awfully fond of a particular…
Most people appreciate just being told the truth. Police officers are no exception. So enough with the excuses already! But if you want to read some whoppers, check this out, as reported by The Cambridge News: Cambridgeshire police have released the raft of bizarre excuses told to officers who have…
You’re probably thinking, hmm, a bow and arrow? A pea shooter? A crossbow? A taser? (Please, that’s not Juiceworthy.) An RPG? A bazooka? No actually … via nbcconnecticut.com … Police said David J. Walski [60], of 55 Crouch Avenue, fired several rounds at his male relative with a flare gun,…
Ma’am, that certainly is a nice television you have there… As reported by The Belleville News-Democrat (Belleville, Illinois) 12/30/12 – Theft — First block of Kingery Court The victim reported the suspect came to her residence, struck up a conversation with her, and while she sat on the couch, he…
Yes folks, you read that correctly. As reported by detroit.cbslocal.com: Jason Festerman was called to school after his son was suspended for spraying prank item Liquid Ass in his classroom. Ads claim Liquid Ass is a “power–packed, super–concentrated liquid (that) begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul…
Passing out in public is generally not a good thing. There are exceptions. As reported by The MetroWest Daily News (Framingham, Massachusetts): On Friday, two women told police that they were about to go into the ATM at the Roche Bros., but [Eric Lee] Siggins was sitting on a bench…
In the latest addition to things you can do “while intoxicated,” comes this story, as reported by The Bee News (out of Western New York): Patrol responded to the Clarence Inn Motel for a report of an intoxicated male who was sitting in the road in a recliner. The subject…
Hey lady, get a life. If you were so offended by what you thought this guy was doing, why did you follow him? For the children? As reported by tcpalm.com: A 34-year-old woman told Port St. Lucie police she saw a man in his vehicle in a plaza on Southwest…