So this couple was shooting a gun in the woods. What’s the big deal? Well, there are all kinds of woods. As reported by The Bradenton Herald: A man and a woman have been charged with getting drunk and shooting at a tree at G.T. Bray Park in Bradenton, according…
It’s a helluva lot better than cleaning the bathroom, but nobody likes doing laundry. That’s why some people, even if they have a washing machine, take their clothes to a laundromat to have them washed and folded. For very particular folks, this is a bad idea. That brings us to…
Dating is always a crapshoot. This date, though, ended in a very strange way. As reported in the police blotter from the 94th Precinct (Greenpoint–Northside) via brooklynpaper.com: The victim said she went on a date with the guy and, at the end of the night, he turned cretinous because she…
Not to be sexist, but if you don’t recognize that quote, you’re almost certainly female (or young, or old). Why does The Juice say this? Because it’s a classic line from a classic “guy’s” movie called … Animal House. But back to the story at hand, we have a…
There are lots of ways to resist arrest. This one in particular, every male officer would likely agree, should carry an enhanced sentence. As reported by The Chicago Tribune: “Something’s wrong with her,” said Cook County Judge Adam Bourgeois Jr., who initially ordered the 20-year-old held on $50,000 bail. After…
We all get a little upset from time to time when we’re driving. But what we do about goes a long way towards determining … whether we will be arrested! As reported by news-press.com (Florida): The Lee County Sheriff’s Office said Stephen Jones, 56, of Bonita Springs, told deputies he…
“It’s just a parking spot. Fuhgeddaboutit.” Unfortunately for a gent who was just sitting in his car, another gent really, really wanted his spot. We know this because, per the police blotter at brooklynpaper.com: 90th Precinct – Southside–Williamsburg The victim told police he was sitting in his ride between Berry…
“Hey buddy, I think you’ve had a few too many. Why don’t you let me drive you home?” That didn’t go over so well. As reported by The New Hampshire Union Leader: A Raymond man was arrested early Friday after hitting a friend in the parking lot of the Raymond…
It’s one thing for a teacher to encourage a young student to eat her lunch, but this was clearly over the line. As reported by nationalpost.com (Canada): A spoiled banana pulled from a school trash can by a teacher and handed back to a student to eat — resulting in…
Everything becomes crystal clear when you’re drunk, right? You never do anything you later regret. You do? Well, this gent did too. As reported in Off The Beat (by Will Greenlee, tcpalm.com): Michael Moore said his wife told him he’d been drinking to excess. So, Moore told Stuart police, he…