What lengths would you go to in order to avoid a speeding ticket? Ladies, would you fire up the waterworks? Gents, would you throw yourself on the mercy of the officer? You won’t believe what this guy did. As reported by WFTV.com: A man is accused of calling 911 to…
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And You Call Yourself A Park Ranger!
There are bad apples in every profession. Yes, there are even bad park rangers, but probably very few that are this bad. In fact, I’ll bet this guy isn’t even a park ranger! Per The San Francisco Chronicle: Marin County authorities are warning hikers to beware of a man claiming…
Can’t A Man, Alone In Elevator, Have A Little Privacy?
If you live in Britain, you have to know that cameras are everywhere. And yes, that includes elevators too. And seriously, you couldn’t wait another minute or two? Per The Daily Post: A man who defecated in a lift is being hunted by police as part of a crackdown on…
Inmate Down An Ear, Up A Little Coin
No doubt this gent would rather have his ear back. Unfortunately, that is not an option. As reported by the Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois): Roger W. Harris, 21, alleged in a federal lawsuit that guards at the jail should have done more to protect him from other inmates. On May 11,…
So You’re Saying Babysitting Is NOT Included In The Prices At Chuck E. Cheese?
Chuck E. Cheese provides all kinds of services – food, entertainment, birthday parties. What they don’t do, though, is babysit. Per The Post and Courier (Charleston, South Carolina): A woman on Friday dropped four children off at a West Ashley Chuck E. Cheese while she went shopping for an hour…
This Man Has Some Serious Anger Issues
Something set this guy off, because he went berzerk. As reported by CBC News: Durham Regional Police say that witnesses reported seeing a Honda going north on Concession Road 7 at a high rate of speed and swerving in front of oncoming traffic at 5:30 p.m. Wednesday. Police allege that…
Honk At Your Own Risk.
The urge to honk in certain situations is almost irresistible. This man will definitely resist the urge in the future. As reported in The Brooklyn Paper‘s police blotter for the 62nd Precinct (Bensonhurst—Bath Beach): The victim said he honked his horn at the pair while they were inside their vehicle…
Give Me The Money, Or I Will Douse You With Water!
Of course the robber didn’t say it was a garden hose nozzle he was sticking in the manager’s back, but it was. As reported by WZVN (Florida): Akeem Rendell Arnold, 23, of Naples, allegedly tried to steal over $14,000 shortly before [the CVS closed], according to a police report. Police…
Busted For Hanging Out At The Mall
You probably guessed that this did not happen in the United States. It happened in Kuwait, as reported by the Arab Times. Some 45 youths were arrested by security operatives for loitering at the commercial complexes in Jahra governorate. The campaign, which was conducted upon the directives of Jahra Security Chief…
Let’s Scare The Dude On The Bicycle! This Will Be Hilarious.
There’s nothing funny about screwing with a cyclist, as this South Carolina man now knows. As a daily bicycle commuter on the streets of Washington, DC and Maryland, The Juice is pleasantly surprised that this crime is being pursued. Per wmbf.com (Myrtle Beach, South Carolina): Conway Police responded to the…