Here’s the question The Juice has for the perp: WTF? As reported by The Herald (Rock Hill, South Carolina): [According to Rock Hill police], a 44-year-old man texted [Julie] Baker [31] to break up with her this weekend. She then went to his room at Piedmont Medical Center and began…
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A Truly Strange Way To Litter
Yeah, the beach may have a lot of sand, but it’s nothing like a sand trap. A Florida couple might argue otherwise. As reported by baynews9.com (St. Petersburg, Florida): A couple was spotted hitting about a dozen golf balls into the Gulf of Mexico from the beach in Redington Shores…
This Young Man Will Be Washing His Dishes In The Future
It’s safe to say there have been many fights among roommates over dirty dishes. This gent, however, took it to a whole ‘nother level. As reported by Fox40.com (Sacramento, California): An 18-year-old man reportedly told officers at the Sonora Regional Medical Center that his roommate had thrown a porcelain mug…
Can Cats Fly?
All parents get mad at their kids. But this? From the Broadview Heights Police Blotter, as reported by the Sun Star Courier at cleveland.com: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE, EAST ROYALTON ROAD: At 6:19 p.m. Thursday, a patrolman went to Marymount South Medical Center for a report of domestic violence. A 17-year-old girl…
Sure, The Thought Of Getting Married Can Give You The Jitters, But This?
People get cold feet all the time, and there are several ways to deal with it. You probably haven’t thought of this one, as reported by The Daily Mail: A fiancé faked his own death by telephoning his partner and pretending to be his father breaking the bad news –…
You Fell For The Old “Diversion-Style” Burglary?
As criminal schemes go, this actually isn’t a bad one. So no slamming the victim today. As reported by per NJ.com: According to Montclair Detective Lt. David O’Dowd, the “diversion-style” burglary hit a Fairview Place home at about 2 p.m. on August 8 when a man wearing beige work clothes…
Location, Location, Location – No, Not Real Estate … Tweeting
Everyone has heard the old saying about real estate – location, location, location. If you didn’t think that this applies to tweeting, you will now. As reported by The Arab Times: The Misdemeanor Court sentenced a Twitter user to two months in prison with hard labor and temporary compensation for…
Another Crime While Doing Time?
Hey, I’m in jail already. So what’s one more little transgression. Well, as reported by WZVN (Ft. Myers, Florida): 25-year-old Crystal Stephens told deputies she stole a piece of paper belonging to her cell mate. On that piece of paper was her cell mate’s debit card number and expiration date.…
Hey, Don’t Shoot The Lawn Mower!
If you have issues with your neighbor, take them up with your neighbor (and do it in a civilized way!) Leave the lawn guy alone! Unfortunately it did not go down that way, as reported at mysuncoast.com (WWSB): According to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office, deputies met with the victim,…
How Do You Make A Shoplifting Charge Worse? Here’s One Way.
While you were trying to shoplift, the loss prevention officer was just doing his job, which sometimes, well, really bites. As reported by The New Hampshire Union Leader: A city woman is facing a felony charge because she bit a loss prevention officer at Macy’s who caught her shoplifting items…