It’s no joke. A court in India has temporarily banned Comedy Central. As reported by ndtv.com: Entertainment channel Comedy Central has gone off-air for at least five days after the government found its shows having “obscene” and “vulgar” dialogues besides being derogatory to women. The Delhi High Court had on…
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You’re Really Denying The Birthday Boy His Breakfast Choice?
To some folks birthdays are just another day. To others, they are a really big deal. This gent is definitely in the latter group. As reported by The Gainesville Sun: James E. Irving Jr., 44, got into a fight with his live-in girlfriend over his birthday present and preferred celebratory…
Hey Man, Give Me The Buzz I Paid For.
Say it ain’t so! Not at the home of the Seattle Seahawks and the Seattle Sounders! Well, according to komonews.com (Seattle), it appears to be so. The beer at the center of Seattle sports universe [CenturyLink Field] appears to be watered down. In two different undercover trips, the Problem Solvers…
Admit It. You Can Always Use An Extra Phone Charger.
They break. They get lost. You want one for your car, your office, another room in your apartment or house. But even in your darkest, lowest-phone-charge hour, you wouldn’t do this. As reported in the police blotter for the 62nd Precinct (Bensonhurst—Bath Beach) at brooklynpaper.com: A brute beat a woman…
You’re Really Busting This Guy For Renting Houses?
Hey, the guy is an entrepreneur. You’re going to bust him for renting houses? Well, yes. As reported by cleveland.com: Danny Heaggans [age 33] illegally gained access to at least four vacant, abandoned or foreclosed homes [on Bedford, Ohio] and installed locks to make it look like he had legitimate access,…
You Really Thought Saying You Had Ebola Was A Good Idea?
This woman took advantage of the country’s appropriate high-alert status (not the media-stoked fear of an outbreak here) in a really, really stupid way. As reported by 610wtvn.com: There is no word on possible charges involving a Columbus woman who admitted faking Ebola-like symptoms in order to get an ambulance…
Goodbye Security Deposit, Hello Jail Cell
We’ve all had bad roommate experiences. It’s unlikely any of you did anything similar to what this gent did. As reported by rentonreport.com: A 28-year-old Renton man was arrested early Sept. 30 after he thrust a samurai sword through his bedroom door his roommate was standing behind. Say what? The two…
Think He Really Slept Through That?
The Juice has known some heavy sleepers. But come on. You don’t sleep through this. And remember, is was 4:15 a.m. (Hint: He was probably passed out.) As reported in brooklynpaper.com’s police blotter: 84th Precinct – Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–Downtown Three lowlifes stole a wallet out of a sleeping straphanger’s pocket…
Bingo Rage?
You would think a bingo hall would be a refuge of sorts. In this instance, you would be wrong. As reported by North Country Now (Potsdam, New York): A Lisbon woman faces a harassment charge following a Sept. 26 domestic incident, according to St. Lawrence County sheriff’s deputies. Ruth E.…
Man, This Food Is Addictive!
Indeed, making his food addictive was the goal of a Chinese restauranteur. As reported by The South China Morning Post: A noodle shop owner was detained after he was discovered to have been adding parts of a poppy plant – from which opium is made – to food so that…