It can’t feel good to be dumped. (Like The Juice would know?) But surely it must be better than having your penis nearly bitten off? The question could be posed to a 56-year-old Belgian man who has some serious teeth marks on his … Per The West Australian: A Thai…
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Do NOT Mess With Old Faithful
There might be a webcam on you … right now. There’s definitely one on Old Faithful at Yellowstone National Park, as 6 trespassers found out. Some folks watching it online saw them leave the boardwalk, and saw 2 of them urinate on Old Faithful! They called park rangers, and the…
Another Jury Duty Slacker, And His Dog’s Testicles …
Regular readers know that the Juice is not fond of folks who try to weasel out of jury duty. But this is one of the more idiotic methods I’ve seen employed (but did it work?). As reported by the Bozeman Daily Chronicle: Erik Slye, a Belgrade auto painter in his…
Two-Year-Old Steals Video Games?
Yes, a 2-year-old girl left a Hollywood Video store in New York with more than $1,000 of video games in her stroller! Sure, some might argue I should also mention that, per the Albany Times Union, Police said [the girl’s stepfather] Miguel Angel Rodriguez, 20, hid …[the] games in the…
If You’re Not Ready For The Test …
Kids, if you’re not ready for the test, do NOT go down this road. As reported by Northland’s News Center: A school in Duluth received quite the scare Monday. Around noon, the Nettleton Magnet School was evacuated after a 911 call claimed that someone was shot on the campus. “It…
“He’s A Good Dog.” I Think The Mailman Would Disagree
OMFG. Make sure you click on the link at the end of the post to see a picture of mailman Gary Bloom’s face. He was just making the rounds in Springfield, Missouri when the dog literally attacked HIS FACE. As reported by ky3.com: The Springfield-Greene County Health Department quarantined the…
The 20th Time? Definitely NOT A Charm
Certainly all relationships have their ups and downs, but this is ridiculous. Chalie Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore at the University of Colorado, and her ex-boyfriend had, according to him, broken up about 20 times over the course of a year! I’m guessing that he broke up the 20th time, and…
Damn Skunk Lover
What do you do to a guy who feels bad for a trapped animal frying in the sun (with no food or water) so he moves the cage? You arrest him, of course. No worries, though. Read on (from UPI): Charges were dropped Thursday against a Utah man who moved…
Teacher Hair Today, Gone …
Since the Juice is against school dress codes, how do you think he feels about “hair” codes? Check this out, from The Hindu (the “Online edition of India’s National Newspaper”): In a bizarre incident, a teacher snipped off the hair of five students in a school in Burdwan district of…
Holster That Taser, Bro
A 14-year-old Canadian girl was arrested for being drunk and disorderly (she later pleaded guilty) and was placed in a cell. Maybe it’s just me, but how much of a threat can a girl that age – in a jail cell – be? As reported by canada.com: Roberts [the family’s…