Are we really still in this state of paranoia, such that Middle Easterners can’t take photos in the United States without arousing suspicion? Sadly, the answer is “yes,” for at least one police officer in Athens, Georgia. Per the Athens Banner-Herald: An Athens-Clarke police officer questioned four Middle Eastern men…
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You’re Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
Yes, Mr. 9-year bus driver, they are. As reported in The State Register-Journal: A Springfield Mass Transit District bus driver received a one-day unpaid suspension recently for wearing a pink tie to help raise awareness for breast cancer. The driver had to serve the suspension, but his action also led…
How About You Make Your Own Sandwich?
This is how you [allegedly] treat your disabled wife? Per the Worcester, Massachusetts Telegram: Wayne G. Prinsen, 50, of 5 Spring St., Spencer, was released on personal recognizance and ordered to stay away and have no contact with his wife in accordance with a restraining order. He was charged with…
A Little Tea With Your Mercury, Dear? … I Mean …
So this guy’s estranged wife visited him regularly. How did he repay her kindness? He put mercury in her tea! At least five times! Why? So that when she got sick, he could take care of her, and win her back. How much jail time do you get for something…
Uncool Dad, Very Uncool
Definitely not the way to treat your daughter… As reported by the Gainesville Sun: Sometimes throwing pizza is a crime. That was the allegation that resulted in the arrest of a 38-year-old Gainesville man early Friday morning. The man, whose name is being withheld to protect the identity of the…
Police Officer Says He’ll Tase Man Where?
Up his ass! And other places in the vicinity… Although the Juice does not *** expletives, fox12idaho does. Here’s a portion of the transcript of a Boise, Idaho man’s arrest: Officer #3: Do you feel this? Complainant: Yes, sir. Officer #3: Do you feel that? That’s my – Complainant: okay…
Not Only Was This Custodian Not Cleaning …
Custodian Stephen L. Thompson must really dislike a certain Clark County court reporter. We know this because he urinated on her chair. How do we know this? Per the courier-journal.com: A probable-cause affidavit filed in Clark Superior Court said an employee with the county circuit court discovered a “wet substance”…
How To GUARANTEE That Your Kid Will Get Better Grades And Higher SAT Scores
The old saw remains true: if it’s sounds too good to be true, it is. So how did former high school secretary Caroline McNeal allegedly assure that her daughter increased her grades and SAT scores? Per The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: The first clue that something was amiss came when a high…
A Helping Hand For Possible Jumper On Bridge?
I guess it depends on what you mean by “helping.” If you mean helping the possible jumper – who had been standing on the bridge for hours – make up his mind, then yes, Lai Jiansheng provided a helping hand to Chen Fuchao. Lai approached Chen and shook his hand,…
What’s Wrong With Strip Poker?
Okay, how do you feel about strip “throw rocks at cars on the highway from an overpass” poker? Yes, that’s what two dipshits in Washington have been charged with. As reported by KOMO News: State troopers have arrested two people suspected of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing baseball-sized…