No, not the kitties! From High Bridge, New Jersey, per the Hunterdon County Democrat (via nj.com: Three cats were reportedly locked in a freezer and oven during a theft at a Main Street apartment here. The cats were apparently not injured, but electronics and other items were reported stolen, police…
You’ve probably heard this expression before: “I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it?” Fuhgettaboutit. Not in these times. Reinforcing that notion, as reported by wkrn.com … A Nashville man says he and his 10-year-old daughter were victims…
How low can a thief go? Check out this theft, apparently involving three men, as reported in the North Royalton (Ohio) Police Blotter by the Sun Star Courier: THEFT, STATE ROAD: A Sunoco employee reported the theft of a donation jar at 5:34 p.m. March 8. The employee said he…
The Juice definitely doesn’t – and not just because it would reduce the amount of material out there. Anyway, talk about a harmless prank. And a damn funny one too … Check this out, as reported by khou.com: What happens when you drop the C and the L from class?…
I think the subject of this post would agree with Saint Jerome, who said that “The friendship that can cease has never been real.” As reported in the Sun Star Courier: A Columbia Station [Ohio] man was arrested Sunday for allegedly stealing a car from his friend. The man allegedly…
Some people just want to be left alone, regardless of one’s intentions to assist them. An Oklahoma man learned this the hard way. As reported by kxii.com: It was a surreal scene yesterday at a Durant elementary school when a reckless driver confronted by a Good Samaritan hits him with…
Olay hires Twiggy (age 60) to promote a product (the Definity eye illuminator) that supposedly makes your eyes look younger. Said the ad, next to a photo of Twiggy … Olay is my secret to brighter-looking eyes. There’s just one small problem – the photo was airbrushed! I kid you…
Having been ticketed for almost every imaginable violation of the traffic code (parking too close to an intersection, parking too close to an alley, parking too far from the curb, parking at a broken meter [under prior law], along with all the typical violations), the Juice no longer parks illegally.…
You’ll have to excuse the pun (you’ll see what I’m talking about), but this was extremely uncool. From the Times Herald-Record: A man who stuffed his 98-year-old mother’s dead body in a freezer chest and then cashed her Social Security money was sentenced to six months in jail on Friday.…
As a daily bicycle commuter, it pains me to blast a fellow cyclist. All I can say about this gent is … DUDE! From The Cairns Post: A drunken cyclist wobbled along a highway before falling off his bike into a ditch in front of police. Police say the 26-year-old…