Does marinating a cat really enhance the flavor? Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. (And please, PETA folks, no more emails. The Juice truly likes animals, especially cats.) Mr. Gary Korkuc was caught literally marinating his cat. Here’s the story, as reported by www.buffalonews.com: Buffalo police say officers heard the cat…
Articles Posted in Uncool
Dude, Were You Never A Kid?
If you’ve never played doorbell ditch (a/k/a ding dong ditch), well, you’re from Mars. Still, as common as it is, kids who hear this story may think twice about it. And perhaps the “victims” of this harmless prank will think twice about how they react. From an article in the…
So You Want To Get Rid Of An Eyesore In The Neighborhood?
Say your neighbor has a trailer in the parking lot with a bunch of furniture in it. You’re tired of looking at it, but what to do? In a word … Craigslist! Yeah, sure, technically (and in ever other way) it’s not yours. Carpe diem, right Ms. Kimball? Per the…
No Way Is This Guy Getting Anything On Bosses Day
It’s one thing for a boss to be a jerk to an employee. There are only so many Michael Scotts out there … One must draw the line, though, at beating an employee. Local prosecutors have drawn that line in the case of Vladimir Khapalov, the mayor of the Russian…
So Much For The Carefree Golden Years …
In Readington Township, New Jersey, a 59-year-old man actually went to his 88-year-old mom’s senior center residence – apparently drunk – and got into it with her. So what did she do? She put the hurt on him! Per the Hunterdon County Democrat: An incident between a mother and her…
Son Calls 911 Repeatedly For This?
Drunk people often do really stupid things, as illustrated by the acts of a gentleman in New Port Richey, Florida. Per the St. Petersburg Times: A man was arrested Friday after deputies said he called 911 multiple times to complain his mother took his beer away. BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!…
What? No Dinner?
When some folks are ready for supper, there’s just no telling what they’ll do if it’s not ready. What this fella allegedly did will make it very difficult for his wife to prepare dinner for him, at least in the near future. From the Charleston (West Virginia) Daily Mail: A…
Just A Little Trigger Happy?
Really? You’re going to use a taser (in the back!) on a guy who posed NO THREAT to anyone? Have you read the manual? Even used properly, people die, Jack. Think about it. For more taser posts, scroll down a bit, and enter “taser” in the “Search This Blog” box.
Liking The Sound Of Your Own Voice Is One Thing … But This?
You can’t go through life without encountering folks who just plain like to hear themselves talk. I can deal with that. But what about people who just plain like to hear other people say … “ouch” … and don’t mind making it happen? Per WSAU in Wisconsin: A 41-year-old woman…
If Only This Mototirst Had Respected The Cyclist …
As a bicycle commuter who has been on the receiving end of many unkind words, The Juice can relate to this incident. From the Colorado Springs Police Department Crime Blotter: Incident Date: April 5, 2010 Time: 4:34:00 PM Summary: Stetson Hills Officers were dispatched to a weapons brandishing stemming from…