The scale of this formal postal worker’s thievery is truly mind-boggling. As reported by 9news.com, he stole about 11,000 packages over a 2-year period! Schmauder targeted packages sent from retailers like Amazon.com, looking for DVDs and CDs he could re-sell. Additionally, Schmauder stole Victoria’s Secret lingerie which he gave to…
This simple plan failed in the execution (of the plan, not the flies …). As reported in The Nanjing Morning Post: Police in Nanjing, Jiangsu province, recently arrested three men who cheated restaurants of money after putting dead flies in their food. Wu, Wang and Zheng, all in their 20s…
Most of you are too young to remember that Henny Youngman punchline. Anyway, why do so many people who have done something wrong, like this gent, call the police? As reported in Al-Watan Arabic Daily: A Kuwaiti man filed a missing person’s report on his Moroccan wife at Maidan Hawalli…
This dude couldn’t have made it much easier for the police to bust him. As reported in the Colorado Springs Police Blotter: Summary: On 11/20/2010 at approximately 1230hrs, female victim came into the Sand Creek Substation to report a possible violation of restraining order. While the victim was being interviewed…
You can put your eyeballs back in their sockets. You read it right: 3 months in the slammer (and a fine of about $600!) for possessing 5 firecrackers. From the New Straits Times (Malaysia): A jobless man was sentenced to three months’ jail and fined RM2,000 by the magistrate’s court…
You did. You just jacked that little girl’s Barbiemobile. Curse you! As reported by Florida’s nwfdailynews.com: A Crestview woman was arrested recently after city police determined she had slipped an acquaintances granddaughter’s Barbie Power Wheel Jeep into her car, on the advice of her boyfriend. The boyfriend then sold the…
Is it really a good idea to let someone tattoo your back after you’ve had an argument with him? Um, NO, as a 25-year-old Australian man learned the hard way. The tattoo was supposed to be a yin yang symbol with dragons. As reported by The Courier Mail: A 21-year-old…
In Newport News, Virginia, and some other fun-loving locales across the country, it is illegal for anyone over the age of eleven to trick or treat! This is truly one of the dumbest laws The Juice has encountered (and that’s saying something). Here’s the law: Sec. 28-5. – Prohibited trick…
Why is this not your average dog bite case? Well, because a man bit a dog. And not just any dog, but a police dog. Yikes. As reported by NBCConnecticut.com: West Haven officer Scott Bloom was on patrol with his K-9, Onyx, near the Rite Aid on Elm Street early…
So this woman was walking her dog in Belmont, Massachusetts when, according to her, a car came speeding by. What did she do? As reported in the Belmont Citizen-Herald: According to a police report, an officer on Oct. 1 met with a Belmont man who stated he was driving down…