Before you honk your horn, just remember that there are folks like this out there. As reported by The Post And Courier (Charleston, South Carolina): The complainant, 22, of Daniel Island said she was in line for the drive-through at about 2 a.m. when a pickup truck in front of…
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Getting High From Sewage? Worst Tenant EVER?
Yes, although it’s not exactly sweeping the nation, apparently you can get high from sewage gas. It’s called Jenkem. If this dude in Fort Pierce, Florida is any indication, it’s bad news. As reported by TCPalm.com: A rooming house reeking of human waste in the 100 block of North 11th…
Santa Giveth … And He Taketh Away
What, you think Santa isn’t feeling the recession too? As reported by The Providence (Rhode Island) Journal: A man dressed in a Santa Claus suit and armed with a gun robbed the East Providence Yacht Club on Pier Road on Sunday night, according to police. A bartender had been getting…
That Has GOT To Hurt
Sure, some people don’t get along with their in-laws. And some parents don’t get along with their kids’ spouses. But this? A whole ‘nother level, as reported in The Las Cruces Sun-News: A 44-year-old woman who allegedly ripped her daughter-in-law’s nipple off during a drunken argument could be facing criminal…
Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters … Or Do They?
Whatever happened to “live and let live?” Something surely happened to it in Lakemoor, Illinois. Just ask Ms. Tina Asmus, who used two toilets and a sink as planters in her yard. For this abominable crime, she was fined $25 under the village’s public nuisance ordinance, as reported by The…
You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
Why would anyone break into a store that gives everything away for free? From the CBC … The Free Store, located near 84th Street and 118th Avenue, opened earlier this year. People pay a $2 fee to drop off unwanted items, and store customers can take whatever they want for…
Pharmaceutical Salesman Goes To The Cops After Doctor Throws His Card Away
The Juice is thinking this might have gone down differently if the doctor had expressed interest in the drugs this pharmaceutical salesman was peddling. But he didn’t. Here’s how it went down, as reported by The Independent: Pakistani authorities have arrested a doctor on suspicion of violating the country’s contentious…
An Unzipped Fly, And A Textbook Case Of Self-Incrimination
It pays to know and understand the Constitution, especially the 5th Amendment. A man in Fort Walton Beach, Florida would be well-advised to read it, or at least catch a few episodes of Law & Order. As reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News: A man stopped for driving with…
Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher – Pretending To Be Another Parent
So the parent of a 5-year-old kid had an argument with another parent – on the playground, of course. As a result, Mr. Joseph Moldrich, one of the parents, hatched a scheme to get the kid of the other parent kicked out of school. He would make threatening phone calls…
Sued For Not Wearing Panties?/No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Wait. That didn’t come out right. The “good deed” was an appearance at a charity event for children in Mumbai, India. And the person being sued is the beautiful actress/model Yana Gupta (yes, that’s her). Sadly, it is true that she is being sued for allegedly not wearing panties. As…