No need for a sobriety checkpoint. This Florida woman gets a huge assist in her own arrest, as reported by wtsp.com: A Tampa Bay-area woman faces several charges after authorities say she passed out while she and three children waited at a Burger King drive-thru. The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office…
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Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
Without Johnny Law, there would be chaos, right? In this situation, Johnny Law needs to step off. In the Australian city of Whitehorse, little children drawing with chalk in front of a cafe have been deemed to be … taggers! As reported by The Whitehorse Leader: Children drawing with chalk…
Honey, You Need To Get Yourself A New Boyfriend
In relationships, as with many other things, you need to know when to cut your losses. For this Florida woman, it’s clearly time. As reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News: A man was arrested after he locked his girlfriend in a shed and threw cottage cheese at her. The…
A Joint Named “McCurry” Opens Can Of McWhoopass On McDonald’s?
Even though McDonald’s has sold over 100 billion burgers (can you feel your arteries clogging?), a restaurant named “McCurry” (Malaysian Chicken Curry) would not be intimidated. As reported by the BBC News: The American fast-food giant McDonald’s has lost an eight-year legal battle to prevent a Malaysian restaurant calling itself…
A Really, Really Bad Car Thief
Who doesn’t want a Land Rover? Even if you are going to steal one, clearly this is not the best way to go about it. As reported by FloridaToday.com: A 24-year-old man is in jail today after sheriff’s investigators said he broke into a car dealership, drove through two sets…
“Vampire” Has His Day In Court, Fares Well
This is really gross and weird. Who likes sucking blood so much that he would do it for 2-3 minutes? Why would you let someone do that? As reported by The Arizona Republic: A vampire-crazed man was sentenced Monday to three years probation for stabbing a friend who had refused…
A Dress Code At The Mall? That’ll Put A Dent In The People-Watching
There’s a dress code at the mall? At least at the Quaker Bridge Mall in Trenton, New Jersey there is. And in case you think the saggy pants looks is a male thing, think again. As reported by The Lawrenceville Patch: Ashley L. Diggs, 24, of the 800 block of…
A Felony To Take A Picture Of A Farm In Florida?
You’re driving down the road in Florida and you see a beautiful orange grove, or a cow with a silhouette of Jesus on her. You’ll have to resist the urge to take a photograph unless you have the owner’s permission, at least if a Florida legislator has his way. Here’s…
“Protect And Serve,” Or “Pound Into Ground Round?”
The Juice has the utmost respect for police officers. But, just as there are lawyers who do bad things, such is the case with police officers too. But there are no dashboard cameras for lawyers… Unfortunately for this baton-wielding officer (see below, at the 15 second mark), his dashboard camera…
This Marriage Must Not Have Ended Well
It’s always nice when folks get divorced, yet remain civil. On the other end of the spectrum, at least from the ex-wife’s standpoint, we have this story out of Eutawville, South Carolina, as reported by The Times and Democrat: The victim told deputies he got into an argument over the…