What’s next? Tasing every pulled-over motorist before requesting a license and registration? For god’s sake man, you don’t have to tase someone just because you can! Here’s a ridiculous story out of Cincinnati, as reported by WKRC: A St. Paris, Ohio man, not even registered in the Flying Pig Marathon,…
Then high-school junior Avery Doninger was ticked off that the battle of the bands (Jamfest) was cancelled. So, at home, on her own blog, she posted an entry stating that Jamfest is canceled due to the douchebags in central office. As events unfolded, it turns out her characterization was pretty…
Men are always trying to think of good ways to meet women. This guy clearly should have continued thinking. Unfortunately, he stopped when he got to the scenario with the monkey … As reported by The Arab Times: Police [in Kuwait City] have arrested an unidentified youth for disturbing female…
If you’ve never been mad at your parents, then …There’s really no need to finish that sentence. But have you ever attacked one of your parents? While the parent was driving? Who would do that? Well … per the Northwest Florida Daily News: A 16-year-old girl was riding in the…
What’s better than a confession? Maybe a video of the crime? As reported by winknews.com: A video posted online showcasing a man hitting another with a “baseball punch” lands a suspect behind bars. In it you can see one man viciously hitting another across the face while those around, both…
(Photo courtesy of Raul Lieberwirth) Here’s a tale of smoker who really, really wanted a cigarette. As reported in the Colorado Springs Police Blotter (April 8, 2011): Officers were dispatched on a panicked call for help by a 24 year old resident of the Summer Grove Apartments, located near the…
Sure, things would go a lot more smoothly for you if you could just pepper spray people who don’t listen to you. But you can’t. Or, can you … Okay, you can, but it’ll cost you, as a Georgia teacher discovered. As reported by 11alive.com: According to a Macon police…
Who knew chickens were so into baseball? Some Texas chickens paid the ultimate price just to try to help their team. As reported by The Houston Chronicle: Fort Worth area police are investigating whether two prep baseball players sacrificed chickens in a bid to improve their games. Apparently practicing more…
What’s in a name? Plenty, if you’re talking about beer names and the Michigan Liquor Control Commission. You’re in trouble when the standard you’re using, as here, is whether the product is “deemed … to be detrimental to the health, safety or welfare of the general public.” A little vague,…
Think of the last place a man would want to be kicked? Well, the same goes for being tased. Just ask the Arizona police officer who got zapped there. Per The Arizona Daily Star: A Nogales police officer who claims his former sergeant used a Taser on his genitals last…