Nothing wrong with shooting at cans with a .22 … unless it’s in the middle of a suburban neighborhood! What kind of dope would do this? This kind, as reported at www.thedestinlog.com: Two men were arrested Thursday after a homeowner on Pompano Street complained he’d found two bullet holes in his…
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Kid Put What In His Teacher’s Coffee?
At any given time, most students dislike at least one of their teachers. That said, you can’t just go around putting STAPLES in a disfavored teacher’s coffee! As reported by WHSV (Virginia): As of Tuesday, charges have been filed against a 15-year-old William Monroe High School student for allegedly putting…
Messenger! Don’t Shoot!
Over the years, The Juice has had many personal injury cases where folks have attempted to avoid service of process. Guess how many of them were eventually served? All of them! Here’s a story of a man who really did not want to be served, as reported by Ocala.com: The…
Everything Sticks To Duct Tape, Including DNA
So maybe it’s not CSI, but it’s damn impressive nevertheless. As reported by www.big1059.com out of Miami,Florida: An Akron man who pleaded guilty to aggravated burglary and robbery will spend six years in prison. 40-year-old Charles Smallwood was also sentenced to an additional four years on two other pending cases…
Perhaps The Luckiest Driver Ever?
Better lucky than good? Hell yeah! And nobody knows it better than this Wisconsin driver. As reported by The Green Bay Press-Gazette: According to the police report: [Nichole] Lavin was traveling northbound on Memorial Drive at a high rate of speed and swerving in and out of traffic when she…
Is The Neighbor’s Barking Dog Getting On Your Nerves? Here’s A Solution …
Remember, The Juice said this was “a solution” not a good one. The solution? Grab your 22 and shoot the dog. That’s just what a town councilman in Utah did. Yikes. As reported by The Salt Lake Tribune: Rick E. Wilberg, 58, was arrested after he admitted to killing his…
Hippies Must Not Have Fared Well In This South Carolina Town
Apparently looking different is a problem in East Cooper, South Carolina. Two teens must have known this when they hatched their plan, which The Juice has dubbed “The Spandex Chronicles.” As reported by The Post and Courier: Two teens wearing black from head to toe drew suspicion at a local…
Mom Says No To Candy – Kid Says KAPOW
If this boy can’t get his candy on, well, there’s gonna be trouble. And there was. As reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News: According to a Niceville (yes, Niceville!) police report, the [13-year-old] boy was told by his mother that he could not have any candy. Oh shizzle. The…
Hmm. A New Kind Of Tourism?
Ecotourism is so yesterday. There’s a new kind of tourism you may not have heard of. Per Whatcom County (Washington) Sheriff Bill Elfo, as reported in The Seattle Times: [Douglas Spink] was “promoting tourism of this nature for bestiality.” Oh my. When county deputies and federal investigators searched the property…
Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder …
You just have to wonder WTF this Kansas woman was thinking, or drinking, or … As reported by The Wichita Eagle: Police said the woman reportedly pulled into the driveway of a house in the 5000 block of West Douglas at about 8:20 p.m. Wednesday. She got out, urinated in…