Unfortunately The Juice doesn’t have the surveillance video yet. Anyone? Anyway, suffice it to say that a Florida woman was not pleased with a woman she believes slept with her boyfriend. Check out how she displayed her displeasure, as reported by The Gainesville Sun. According to the Alachua County Sheriff’s…
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Your Honor, I Rest My Case! I’m Guilty!
Dude didn’t say that, but he might has well have, given the way he presented himself. As reported by the Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey) at nj.com: Police gave the following report: A man called police from the Hess gas station on Route 31 north on Wednesday, Oct. 5 at…
Store Owner’s Contest: Guess The Next Employee To Be Fired
You will be not be surprised to learn that Mr. William Ernst (who owns a bunch of convenience stores called QC Mart) was known by some as the “boss from hell.” A recent brainstorm to make the case? How about a memo titled “New Contest – Guess The Next Cashier…
The Good News: Packing For The Move Won’t Take Long. The Bad News …
Nobody likes packing for a move. A Florida family, though, would be thrilled to pack. The problem is, there’s virtually nothing to pack. Why? As reported by nbc-2.com: Denisse Velez was out of town looking for a new place to live when burglars pulled a truck up to her house…
Car Burglar Must Not Have Liked What He Found, So He …
This is just gross – really, really gross. A guy broke into two separate cars and, well, you’ll have to hear it from The Star-Ledger (via nj.com): Twice in one night, a burglar entered cars in Carteret, ransacked the vehicles and then defecated inside, according to police. How would you…
This Marriage Did Not End Well, At Least From His Perspective
Perhaps this man’s ex-wife had no hard feelings about the end of the marriage. He, on the other hand, was clearly not pleased with the outcome. As reported by kdvr.com: Ronald Smith, 58, broke into his ex-wife’s home and poured an unknown substance into a baby grand piano, put raw…
Maid Canned For “Ruining” Family With Black Magic
If you don’t like the maid, why not just fire her? And if you guessed that this didn’t happen in the US, you’re right. It was in Kuwait. Per the Arab Times: Police have arrested an Asian housemaid for allegedly ‘ruining’ the family of her sponsor through black magic, reports…
The Customer Is Always Right? Not In My Shop!
Clearly this gent is not an adherent of the age-old retail philosophy that “the customer is always right.” As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): A smoke shop owner is in trouble with the law after police say he pulled a gun during a dispute with a customer. It happened on…
Woman Not Cool With Cold Fries
Fries definitely taste better when they are hot, and go downhill fast. But it appears that if indeed this woman did get cold fries, she grossly overreacted. Per The Highline Times (Washington State): The manager of a fast food restaurant located in the 15800 block of 1st Ave. S. called…
Nope. You Can’t Live With Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend In Florida
Yes, Juice readers, it is still illegal in Florida for unmarried couples to live together! Here’s the statute: TITLE XLVI CRIMES Chapter 798 ADULTERY; COHABITATION 798.02 Lewd and lascivious behavior. If any man and woman, not being married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or if…