When you hear the facts, you’ll no doubt agree that the boyfriend clearly had it coming. As reported by lancasteronline.com: An officer responded to Lancaster General Hospital at 9:39 a.m. Monday for a report of a stabbing victim, city police said in a criminal complaint. A 19-year-old Lancaster man said…
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PEOPLE! CHILL OUT!
This is an example of a ridiculously over-the-top reaction to a totally harmless “event.” As reported by wdam.com: Bond has been set for a JCJC student who was arrested for a hand written note claiming there was a bomb on campus. Sounds serious, right? Nope, as you’ll see below. Judge Billie…
Ingrate Of The Week?
You try to be nice to people, and what do you get? Spit on, literally, and more. As reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News: A woman who gave her ex-boyfriend a ride to the bowling alley called for help after he called her names, spit in her face, pushed…
Ambulance In Your Way? So Hop In And Move It Already!
It’s 3:30 a.m. What’s the rush? That would be a good question to ask Mr. Warren Melamed. As reported by www.newschannel5.com: Mount Juliet Police say the two ambulance drivers were taking a patient out of a home on a stretcher at 3:30 Saturday morning, when they say, Melamed, attempted to…
Violating A Protective Order In Record Time?
The Juice is not aware of any stats on the quickest violation of a protective order. If any such compendium existed, this case would have to be near the top. As reported by sonomanews.com: Deputies didn’t have to go far to arrest an individual who had violated a court order…
Sleeping It Off? Generally A Good Idea, But …
Generally, when you get plastered, it’s a good idea to just sleep it off. Ah, but it’s very important where you chose to do so. Just ask this gent from Kentucky. As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, KY): According to the arrest slip, around 6:30 a.m. Saturday police responded to reports…
What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Is In Jail?
If you’re this lady, you plunder her home! And then do it again! The plunderer’s timing wasn’t the best, as reported by The Tampa Bay Times: At first, on Wednesday, she helped herself to some craft supplies. And a knife. A purse. One hundred CDs. The window curtains. Shellie Leonard…
Oh You’re Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
Even if you like sweet and sour sauce, ain’t no way you like it as much as this Washington State man. As reported by The Highline Times: A man entered a fast food restaurant at the 14800 block of 4th Ave. S.W. asking for some condiments. The clerk told him…
How Drunk Was He?
The Juice thinks this breathalyzer must be busted. Why? Because this dude blew way too low considering the circumstances. As reported by The Tampa Bay Times: The deputy saw sparks and smoke coming from Kevin Blazer’s Lexus just after 1 a.m. Wednesday and pulled the car over on Little Road…
Lawyer Should Have Just Manned Up And Copped To The DUI
The Juice really, really dislikes liars. Everyone screws up. When you do, just own up to it, and accept the consequences. A drunk-driving English lawyer took a different approach. As reported by The Independent: Francis Bridgeman, 43, attempted to create an elaborate web of lies to cover up the drink-driving…