Driving an ice cream truck must get really boring, really fast. One man found a way to make it a little less boring, though clearly a LOT more dangerous. As reported by fox59.com: An Indianapolis man was arrested last Saturday in Mooresville for allegedly driving an ice cream truck while…
We’ve all heard a story about someone mistakenly thinking somebody is pregnant. The Juice will wager you haven’t heard of anything remotely similar to this. As reported by TCPalm.com: A woman told police a dispute began after Jessie Mae Dorsey told her she was pregnant but she said she was…
Unlike some folks out there, The Juice is not about denigrating women. The “dog” in question is actually a dog. As reported by The Helena Independent Record: At about 11:30 p.m. [on March 1], East Helena police responded to a report of an intoxicated dog being cared for at Smith’s…
If these allegations are true … what a great example this Florida school superintendent is setting for her students. As reported by TCPalm.com: The Florida Department of Law Enforcement is reviewing allegations that Martin County Schools Superintendent Nancy Kline cheated on a certification exam in 2009. Yikes. In a memo…
Of course you won’t be thrown in the clink for playing golf … unless … you’re on disability. Doh! The Juice despises fraud, and hence is not at all fond of this chap. As reported by thisisnottingham.co.uk: Judge Andrew Hamilton told Robert Cave he was an utter liar and cheat…
Like you didn’t know it was the infamous Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona. His enlightened “pink underwear” policy is at the heart of a federal lawsuit. As reported by myfoxphoenix.com: A federal court has reinstated a lawsuit against Maricopa County and Sheriff Joe Arpaio — over pink underwear.…
Fellas, did you not see your old mom sitting there when you started to mix it up? The Juice is guessing this is not the first fight between these two brothers. As reported by the Beaver County Times (Pennsylvania): Police said Terry Wayne Welling, 47, was upset that a dog…
So he wanted to be the first kid on the block with an AK-47? Is there a problem? As reported by the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office (in Florida, of course): On February 23, 2012, a detective with the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office arrested a 13 year- old for grand theft…
Good things come to those who wait? So maybe that wouldn’t have been the case here, since our perp was waiting in line at the KFC/Taco Bell drive-through… Still, patience is a virtue. Impatience, at least when manifested this way, is criminal. As reported by tampabay.com: Jennifer Lynn Betterly was…
The Juice understands that sometimes it’s hard to just walk away. This was NOT one of those times… As reported by ObserverToday.com (New York): Maria K. Sams, 18, of McDonough Street, Dunkirk was charged with second-degree harassment and littering on Feb. 11. Police responded to a fight at McDonald’s but…