Of all the places to park your car, this is among the worst choice you could make. As reported by NorthCountryNow.com (New York): A Potsdam man was arrested for driving while drugged early Saturday after state police discovered him allegedly sleeping while behind the wheel. Francis T. Green, 34, of…
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Not A Model School Bus Driver
Clearly this lady is not cut out to be a school bus driver. Why? Well, as reported by The Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Florida) … A school bus driver has been fired for defecating on school grounds and encouraging a student to drop his pants and “moon” other students through the bus…
This Guy Has Really Been In Jail All This Time For This?
For something that is all about “freedom,” this gent has spent a lot of time in jail because of it. For what? As always, The Juice provides you with the naked truth, this time via scotsman.com. Naked rambler Stephen Gough has been arrested, just three days after he was released…
Stupid Drunk People
A recent police blotter from The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario, Canada) has several examples of just how stupid people can be when they’re drunk. Of course, it might not be any different when they’re sober … but at least they wouldn’t put the lives of others at risk. This dipstick apparently…
So You Think The Pizza Delivery Guy Will Be Easy Pickings?
One would think, as these two men did, that robbing a pizza delivery guy, while not that lucrative, would be a low-risk crime – even more so if the would-be robbers had shotguns. One would be wrong, at least in this case from Columbus, Ohio. Per 10tv.com: According to police,…
You Assaulted A Police Horse?
Who doesn’t like horses? You can start with this Nebraska lady, at least when it comes to police horses. As reported by omaha.com: Three police officers and a horse were needed to take a 20-year-old Omaha woman into custody early Sunday in the Old Market after she intervened in a…
Drunk Guys WALKING Home, And Get Busted Anyway?
Where’s the love for a couple drunk fellas who, responsibly, walked home after they got lit? You’re probably wondering why they were arrested. Well, let’s just say The Juice is about to expose the reason why, as reported in The Post and Courier: After they were arrested early Monday, two…
A Totally Uncool Akron, Ohio Law
Let’s say you are in Akron, Ohio, you’re gay, and you see someone you’re interested in, who you think is interested in you. Well, you better be sure. Why? Check out this Akron ordinance: 133.04 – Importuning … B. No person shall solicit a person of the same sex to…
If You See This Man Near A Drive-Thru, Let Him Go Ahead Of You
Someone must have been awfully hungry to be this cranky. As reported in a news release from the Sarasota County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office: The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office has arrested a Sarasota man for threatening another driver with a gun in the drive-thru of the McDonald’s at 3828 Bee Ridge…
Judge May Not Be A Racist, Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
You are Sheikh Khalid Ben Abdfullah Rashid Alfawaz, you’re rich, and you’re getting a divorce in an English court. During a Hearing, here are some of the judge’s comments: That the sheikh could choose “to depart on his flying carpet” to escape paying costs. That the sheikh should be available…