Couples fight. Couples make up. In between, sometimes things are done or said. But this? Gents, if you insist on continuing to read this, be forewarned, it will hurt. As reported by The Jersey Journal (at nj.com): A Jersey City man who went to sleep after an argument with his…
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Lady Follows Man Who Was Scratching Himself, And Calls Cop
Hey lady, get a life. If you were so offended by what you thought this guy was doing, why did you follow him? For the children? As reported by tcpalm.com: A 34-year-old woman told Port St. Lucie police she saw a man in his vehicle in a plaza on Southwest…
Woman Makes Interesting Call From Ambulance After Crash
Who do you think this woman called after the crash, on the way to the hospital? She called her insurance company – to report it, right? Well, not exactly. As reported by PhillyBurbs.com: On the way to the hospital after she was involved in a four-car accident last October, Regina…
You Did Not Just Ban Halloween Costumes
Some people just seem intent on sucking all of the joy out of life. Here’s a case in point, as reported by The Seattle Times: The staff at Lafayette Elementary School in West Seattle has decided to uphold its decision not to allow students to dress up for Halloween this…
Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
It’s nice to see a couple in love, right? Yes, and no. In this case, definitely “no.” As reported by wkmg (clickorlando.com): Orlando police said Jeremie Calo, 32, and his date were “having sex on a table in view of minor children” on the patio of Paddy Murphy’s restaurant. Yikes!…
You Really Arrested Her For Cussing?
You just can’t go around arresting people for cussing, or you may be ponying up, as this Georgia city discovered. As reported by The Atlanta Journal-Constitution: Community activist Mary Kirkendoll grew so frustrated with Smyrna’s town hall question-and-answer session, she stood up and began to leave. Before she got to…
Can You Get A DUI If You’re Not Driving?
Of course you can, especially under circumstances like these, as reported by The Hamilton Spectator (Hamilton, Ontario): Hamilton police responded to reports of an abandoned vehicle at 4:45 a.m. in the middle of the roadway at Ridge Road near 5th Road. Abandoned? Not exactly. They found the car with the…
Water Official Lies About Water Safety, And This Is The Punishment?
Please, save your apologies, especially the ones that were part of the judge’s sentence! As reported by The Sun Chronicle (Attleboro & North Attleboro, Massachusetts): A Plainville resident, a former municipal water superintendent, must write an apology to the town where he was once employed and pay to have apologies…
Worst Fake Cancer Scheme Ever?
Just the other day, The Juice blogged about a cancer faker. That lady had nothing on Ms. Lori E. Stilley. As reported by The Gloucester County Times (New Jersey) at nj.com: Making more than $3,000 from sales of an e-book was far from the only thing a township woman did…
Sorry, She’s Not Home. She’s Still Not Home. She’s …
It was good of this niece to look after her sickly aunt. Or was it? Her motives are certainly in question now, since her aunt died over 2 years ago and, as reported by TheSpec.com (Hamilton, Ontario) … Police are searching for the body of a Hamilton woman they allege…