Shoot, $140,000 per year in Detroit will go a long way. You would think someone with a job like that – which also includes 9 weeks off! – would take it seriously. In this case, it appears that you would be wrong. As reported by myfoxdetroit.com: Detroit district court judges…
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So, Does That Mean The Wedding Is Off?
On Valentine’s Day, this is how you treat your fiancee? The Juice hopes they did not put any wedding-related deposits down. From The Union Leader: Gary Cormier, 41, of 515 Hall St., is accused of first threatening his fiancee on Valentine’s Day and, after being released on bail, stalking her.…
Man Picks Fight With Good Samaritan, Gets His Due
All too often, folks see someone in need, and just keep going. They’re too busy, or have some other reason for not stopping. Well, not this gent. He stopped to help, and, befitting that old saying [it’s BS, but hey, it’s a saying] his good deed did not go unpunished.…
So, You Arrested & Cuffed This 62-Year-Old Woman Over A Torn Garden Hose?
Okay, The Juice ran out of material, so he just flat-out made this up. Ha! No, loyal readers, sadly this is a true story. From The Toronto Star, we have this story of a tremendous waste of government resources. On a Monday evening in October 2011, 62-year-old Kathryn David returned…
So You’re Saying These Three Ladies Can’t Dress As They Please
So you don’t like our clothes. What are you going to do, call the “clothes police?” Well, pretty much. And in Kuwait, they’ll come, and you’ll go. As reported by The Arab Times: Acting on information [snitch!] police rushed to a shopping center in Salmiya and took into custody three…
A Use For An AK-47 You Probably Hadn’t Thought Of
In addition to squirrel hunting and self defense … add to the list of things an AK-47 is handy for … disciplining your children! As reported by the Star Tribune: A St. Paul man who recently purchased an assault rifle out of fear of an impending gun ban threatened his…
You Are Not Holding This Lady In Jail For That!
A pack of cigarettes! She stole a pack of cigarettes! 22 years ago! People! Where is your sense of proportionality? As reported by wesh.com: A mother of two sits in jail Monday unable to post bail after being put behind bars for the 1991 theft of a pack of cigarettes.…
Marrying Your Way Out Of A Felony?
Prison? Marry this boy? Prison? Marry this boy? This is just so wrong. As reported by wgntv.com: A school teacher in North Carolina had sex with a 15-year-old boy, but she avoided going to prison because she married him. 42-year-old Leah Gayle Shipman waited until her divorce was final, then…
Really? Another Craigslist Ruse?
Craigslist is a great resource. However, as has been demonstrated all too often, it’s susceptible to abuse by all kinds of strange and bad folks. As reported by The Union Leader: A Hooksett man with a history of faking a brain injury to get home care workers to change his…
You Want Me To Turn My Music Down? Fuhgeddaboutit!
Ah roommates. If you’ve ever had a roommate, and you say you’ve never had an argument, you’re lying. Still, a knife? As reported in The Brooklyn Paper: The victim told police that he knocked on his roommate’s door at their apartment between Norman and Nassau avenues at 12:30 am and…