To some folks birthdays are just another day. To others, they are a really big deal. This gent is definitely in the latter group. As reported by The Gainesville Sun: James E. Irving Jr., 44, got into a fight with his live-in girlfriend over his birthday present and preferred celebratory…
People often don’t show up for their court appearances. But don’t go giving this woman (yes, that’s her above) any props just yet. Per The South Jersey Times via nj.com: A Lindenwold woman who was in court for driving with a suspended license allegedly left after being heard for multiple…
What, you doubt The Juice? Besides, who could make this stuff up? As reported at theguardian.com: A man who taxied his light plane down a main street in Western Australia’s Pilbara region and parked it outside a pub is expected to be charged. Say what? Newman police sergeant Mark…
Come on. Zombies are so slow and easy to kill. But squirrels? Those little varmints are fast. As reported at WashingtonPost.com Ashburn [Virginia] , Partlow Road, Oct. 21. A caller reported that a squirrel was chasing and attacking children on a playground. An animal control officer observed the squirrel gather…
Simmer down there fellas. Or put some gloves on and hit a punching bag. But don’t do this! As reported by Per The Hamilton Spectator [Ontario]: According to police, a man was driving his car on Mud St. W Friday when the passenger in a truck driving by in the…
Most people appreciate just being told the truth. Police officers are no exception. So enough with the excuses already! But if you want to read some whoppers, check this out, as reported by The Cambridge News: Cambridgeshire police have released the raft of bizarre excuses told to officers who have…
We’ve all had bad roommate experiences. It’s unlikely any of you did anything similar to what this gent did. As reported by rentonreport.com: A 28-year-old Renton man was arrested early Sept. 30 after he thrust a samurai sword through his bedroom door his roommate was standing behind. Say what? The two…
The Juice has known some heavy sleepers. But come on. You don’t sleep through this. And remember, is was 4:15 a.m. (Hint: He was probably passed out.) As reported in brooklynpaper.com’s police blotter: 84th Precinct – Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–Downtown Three lowlifes stole a wallet out of a sleeping straphanger’s pocket…
Here’s the question The Juice has for the perp: WTF? As reported by The Herald (Rock Hill, South Carolina): [According to Rock Hill police], a 44-year-old man texted [Julie] Baker [31] to break up with her this weekend. She then went to his room at Piedmont Medical Center and began…
Pocket dialing someone can be awkward at worst (or so you thought), at least, that is, if the person on the other end listens. (Admit it – you listen.) What happened to this gent was much worse than awkward. As reported by wkrn.com (Nashville, Tennessee): Mt. Pleasant police say they…