If you’re neighbor asks you to turn down your window-shaking music and you don’t, you’re just a jerk. If a cop asks you and you don’t? You’re just not real smart. As reported by The Review (East Liverpool, Ohio): Sgt. Steve Boyd was called to 28290 Buffalo Road, Kensington, at…
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Sure, It’s Preferable To Keep The Family Together If You Can, But …
It’s often better for everyone if you can keep the family together. However, it’s also often better for everyone if the family, as a unit, ends. This case, and The Juice means “case” in two senses of the word, appears to fall in the latter category. As reported by The…
You Reject What You Admit Was A Good Plea Deal? Say What?
You, a former judge, enter into a plea deal. Your lawyer says it is a good plea deal. Then you reject it because it might impact your pension? Check this out, as reported by The Phladelphia Enquirer: Former Philadelphia Common Pleas Court Judge Willis W. Berry Jr. on Thursday rejected…
You’re Against Actresses And Models Wearing “Short” Skirts?
The Juice has never heard of anything happening like this in the United States nor does he expect to, ever. However, this was in India, as reported at dnaIndia.com: A 24-year-old man allegedly slapped actress and model Gauhar Khan and assaulted her at the sets of a musical reality show,…
So You’re A Security Guard There, And You’re Not Aware Of The Security Cameras?
It wasn’t hard to prove that this was an inside job! You might ask yourself how a security guard could possibly be unaware of security cameras in the store where he worked. It’s definitely a head-scratcher. As reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter (90th Precinct – Southside–Williamsburg): The owner…
No, The Dog Didn’t Eat His Homework. This Gent Blamed Buster For Something Much More Serious.
Really? You’re blaming the dog for the car exceeding 100 mph? Under oath? In Court? Yup. You can probably guess what the judge thought of this defense. As reported by The Daily Star: Jordan Winn claimed Buster, a Staffordshire bull terrier, leapt into the foot well of his Volvo and sat…
Don’t “Fear The Turtle,” But The Owner? Be Afraid.
Fans of the Maryland Terrapins have a saying: Fear the Turtle. In this case, it has to be altered slightly: Fear the Turtle’s Owner. As reported by The Palm Beach Post: On Tuesday morning, Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies were called to the 500 block of West Kalmia Drive, just…
You’re Banning Comedy Central?
It’s no joke. A court in India has temporarily banned Comedy Central. As reported by ndtv.com: Entertainment channel Comedy Central has gone off-air for at least five days after the government found its shows having “obscene” and “vulgar” dialogues besides being derogatory to women. The Delhi High Court had on…
You Could Make This Suspect’s Name Up, But You Don’t Have To
The Juice is not making this up. As reported by The Gainesville Sun: An Orlando man was arrested in Gainesville Sunday afternoon after another man said he tried to rape him and steal the money he had just withdrawn from a credit union. The suspect’s name? Phuc Kieu. Truth. You…
These Gambling Gents Had A Lot More At Stake Than The Pot
Unless you have a gambling problem, you’ll usually play with what you are prepared to lose. No way were these gents prepared to lose what they did. As reported by The Arab Times: The Ahmadi police have arrested 12 Asians [in Kuwait City] for gambling in an open area at an…