Hey, I like crunchy foods, probably more than most folks. But I absolutely draw the line at glass. Yes, glass. Ms. Lynette Margaret Quessy thought she would get her husband to deal with his drinking problem by lacing his food with glass! As reported by news.com.au: Her husband first noticed…
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You Are On Notice. Do NOT Mess With This Woman
Of course, if you don’t mind having your head handed to you … As reported in The South Asian Post: A woman chopped the head off a man who allegedly tried to attack her and then paraded the head through a market in northern India, police said. Police arrested the…
Possibly The Worst Driver In History
If there is a worse driver out there, I’d be shocked. As reported in The Hamilton Spectator, here are some highlights of Toronto resident Gloria O’Neill’s driving history: Her driver’s licence was suspended as far back as 1978, when she was just 21. In 1984, it was suspended again. Still…
Not Your Average Heist
A strange crime as reported in The Hartford Advocate: It’s always surprising to see what lengths people will go to get away with petty crimes, even if it’s for something as silly as ganking baby food. According to the Courant, 22-year-old Bristol resident Paul Bergeron allegedly tried lifting some of…
Driving And Doing What?
No, not texting, reading or polishing fingernails. (We actually had a case involving a woman who was eating crabs while driving – I swear.) But this dude, he was injecting himself with heroin while he was driving! Per the Hartford Advocate: According to police reports, on Oct. 3, 25-year-old Larry…
If You Love Me, Steal That Car
Ullricht Walter, a German citizen living in South Africa, had good reason to doubt that his wife loved him. Per The Times: … Ullricht had discovered e-mail correspondence [“steamy love letters”] between [his wife] Linda and her high-school sweetheart, who even flew out from Germany for a clandestine meeting. So…
A Really Big Bag, Or Really Small Bras …
Now, either this lady had a really big bag, or the Victoria’s Secret “PINK” bras are really, really small. Why? Because she stuffed 160 of them into her bag! Here’s the story from The Miami Herald: There’s a bra bandit on the loose in Southwest Florida. The Lee County Sheriff’s…
Man Tasered By Police, And Later Dies, Was Carrying What?
An incredibly threatening … squeegee. Really. Maybe the drugs killed him – maybe not. Here’s the story, from the Orlando Sentinel: A sheriff’s office spokesman said the man who deputies Tasered in south Orange County died this morning. Capt. Angelo Nieves of the Orange County Sheriff’s Office confirmed the man…
If You Are A Acquitted Of Robbing A Bank …
About a month ago, Oscar Reynolds Jr. was acquitted of robbing the Liberty Bank in Jonesboro, Arkansas. Guess what Mr. Reynolds was doing this past Tuesday? He was robbing that same bank! Unlike the first time, where he was acquitted because he could not be positively ID’d, smart money says…
What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
Before I tell you what Christopher Lucero told New Mexico State Police Officer Kurtis Ward, just remember one thing: Lucero was drunk! As reported in The Albuquerque Journal, Lucero said he was weaving because: His passenger spilled his beer … Doh! There’s more. … next to Lucero, 31, was a…