A 19-year-old New Zealand man named Eptai Taiwhanga, as reported by 3 News … …walked into Westport police station drinking alcohol and carrying cannabis resin. Maybe he thought it was a pub? Unsurprisingly, except to him perhaps, he was hit with breaching Westport’s liquor ban and possessing a Class B…
What was so unusual about this ATM withdrawal in Beaumont, Texas? Well, it wasn’t that Mr. Leandro Sanchez made the withdrawal around 3 a.m. It was simply this – he took the entire ATM! From a bank! With a forklift! I guess he didn’t think it would set off an…
Let’s just say you’re divorced, and your ex-wife calls to tell you one of your kids is being held for ransom. I think most folks would pay up. Just suppose, though, that your ex-wife called to say that one of your children was again taken hostage, and again, and again,…
Dude had 60 pot plants growing in 2 rooms. As luck would have it [bad luck, that is], there was a fire in his apartment building, leading to the discovery of the weed. So how much time do you think he’s facing? Zippy. Nada. Squadoosh. Sure he doesn’t have a…
You’re not going to believe what this formerly respectable couple did to try and avoid a £60 ($88 US) ticket and three points. And it’s not like it would have put the wife over the top – her driving record was spotless. So Mrs. Diane Rodger, a lecturer [professor] was…
What’s up with these crazy hoons? As reported by The Age: A P-plate driver [driver with a probationary license] was caught doing burn-outs in a police station car park. The 23-year-old hoon left a 20-metre skid-mark in the Craigieburn police station car park before driving off. Police later impounded his…
Such is not the case with Donald J. Jacobs, Jr. of North Platte, Nebraska. Per the North Platte Telegraph: According to the police report, Jacobs was intoxicated and assaulted his girlfriend with the pot when he discovered she made macaroni for his dinner. The assault caused the food to be…
It was not a good day for Manheim Township, Pennsylvania resident Michael Hufford. At about 11:00 a.m., he was in an accident, and was busted for suspected DUI. The police released him to his girlfriend. Just 5 hours and 8 minutes later, Mr. Hufford was in another accident, and was…
Any parent would be rightfully angry upon learning that their child was bullied. Perhaps, though, stabbing the bully is not the proper response. Say what? Per the Toronto City News: Here’s what [the police] say happened: two female students at an Oshawa school – which isn’t being named – were…
At least in Germany it is. As reported by Reuters (a few years ago): A Cologne court fined a man who admitted he was having sex with a hitchhiker sitting astride him when he drove his car into a road sign. But only because he fled the scene of the…