Paul Ewing was certainly a stand-up guy to admit killing his neighbor’s plants with Roundup (in what has to be a unique way – see below). But was it really necessary to tell the police why he was mad at his neighbor? From The Bradenton Herald: To get back at…
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Nobody Wants To Get Tased, But This?
Except for Rich Sanchez (see photo above and video below), nobody wants to get tased. But how far would you go to avoid it? Hopefully there is not another soul out there who would go to this length. As reported by The Macomb Daily: A judge in Mount Clemens has…
Outside The “Good To Go” … Couple Goes
Fancy having a “go” at the “Good To Go”? Maybe that’s how these folks ended up carnally knowing each other for over an hour outside of the “Good To Go” convenience store in Florida. As reported by WZVN-HD: According to a sheriff’s report, deputies responded to the Good To Go…
Mommy, That’s What You Get When You Mess With My Toys …
There’s nothing wrong with grown men liking toys, be they iPhones, sports cars, or … plastic action figures … A man in Japan was perhaps a little too attached to his toys, based on what he did when his mommy threw some of them away. As reported in the Japan…
Finally, Someone Stands Up To The Red Menace?
The Juice is of course referring to Elmo. For you Elmo fans, no worries. It turns out Elmo can take care of himself, and then some. As reported by the Orlando Sentinel: Police in Winter Park said a man dressed as Elmo was attacked at a local music store on…
Robbery, With A Happy Finish?
For those of you not familiar with a “happy finish,” have you not heard of Google? But back to today’s story, which takes us to an Australian Subway. As reported in the Northern Territory News: A female robber surprised staff at a fast food restaurant with a strip, before fleeing…
A Novel Use For A Diaper
Can you begin a life of crime while still in diapers. The short answer is, it Depends. (Get it!) But seriously, a baby was involved in the commission of a crime. How, you ask? Per The New Hampshire Union Leader: A New Hampshire woman has been indicted for hiding cigarettes…
On A Police Station?
When you gotta go, you gotta go, right? No. No. No. No. No. Especially “no” if your “target” is … the police station! What, you don’t believe The Juice? Do you believe The Detroit Free Press? … in Royal Oak … at 4:39 p.m. Monday — in broad daylight on…
Smelly Feet And A Stabbing?
You can never be sure how someone is going to handle being insulted. No doubt this gent’s insulting days are over. As reported in The Daily Herald (Everett, Washington), according to court papers: [Dallas Amber] Smith [18] and others were gathered at her ex-boyfriend’s home south of Monroe, watching a…
Sex, And A Broken …
You may be wondering: “Can you break that?” Unfortunately for Mr. Doe, the answer is “yes.” And yes, it gave rise (sorry) to a lawsuit. The case, out of Massachusetts, is John Doe v. Mary Doe. Facts. The summary judgment record, viewed in the light most favorable to the plaintiff,…