In Oklahoma City, it’s illegal for a minor to possess a “broad-tipped” permanent marker. Here’s the ordinance: § 35-201. – Prohibition on possession of aerosol spray paint by minors. No person under the age of 18 years may possess an aerosol spray paint container or broad-tipped indelible marker on any…
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A Very Strange Cab Ride
As a general rule, cab rides not only lack drama, but are downright boring. There was an exception to the rule a few days ago in Sacramento, as reported by The Sacramento Bee: A cab driver had a dispute with a rider over the destination at 20th and Q streets…
Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
Google probably gets sued everyday for some wacky reason. Add this one to the list – in the “Google satellite – underwear” category. As reported by The Mainichi Daily News: A woman [in Fukuoka] is suing search-engine giant Google Inc., saying her psychological condition worsened after discovering that a search…
Time To Man Up
Your wife leaves you, and this is what you do? As reported by the Bee News (New York): A Poinciana Parkway man wanted to file a missing persons report for his wife, who was staying with family and no longer wanted to speak to him. The man said she had…
That Has GOT To Hurt
Sure, some people don’t get along with their in-laws. And some parents don’t get along with their kids’ spouses. But this? A whole ‘nother level, as reported in The Las Cruces Sun-News: A 44-year-old woman who allegedly ripped her daughter-in-law’s nipple off during a drunken argument could be facing criminal…
Old Toilets Make Excellent Planters … Or Do They?
Whatever happened to “live and let live?” Something surely happened to it in Lakemoor, Illinois. Just ask Ms. Tina Asmus, who used two toilets and a sink as planters in her yard. For this abominable crime, she was fined $25 under the village’s public nuisance ordinance, as reported by The…
Returning To The Scene Of The Crime? Bad Idea
It should go without saying that it’s a bad idea to return to the scene of the crime. What about returning to the scene of the crime, about a day later, to commit the same crime, in the same/similar clothing, WITH A NEWS TRUCK 15 YARDS AWAY?! It happened in…
You Broke Into A Store That Gives Everything Away For Free?
Why would anyone break into a store that gives everything away for free? From the CBC … The Free Store, located near 84th Street and 118th Avenue, opened earlier this year. People pay a $2 fee to drop off unwanted items, and store customers can take whatever they want for…
An Unzipped Fly, And A Textbook Case Of Self-Incrimination
It pays to know and understand the Constitution, especially the 5th Amendment. A man in Fort Walton Beach, Florida would be well-advised to read it, or at least catch a few episodes of Law & Order. As reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News: A man stopped for driving with…
Parent Makes Threatening Phone Calls To Teacher – Pretending To Be Another Parent
So the parent of a 5-year-old kid had an argument with another parent – on the playground, of course. As a result, Mr. Joseph Moldrich, one of the parents, hatched a scheme to get the kid of the other parent kicked out of school. He would make threatening phone calls…