THEY TRIED TO ROB A GUN STORE – WITH AN OPENLY-ARMED EMPLOYEE. Who does that? And the kicker? These gents lost $40 in the process. As reported The Kansas City Star: It all started about 2 p.m. when one of the robbers came into Guns Unlimited, 8113 N. Oak Trafficway,…
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Caught Driving Under The Influence? How About This Excuse …
What’s worse than driving under the influence? is bad. Trying to weasel out of it. So props to this lady for her candor. As reported by The Bee Group Newspapers (Buffalo, NY): Police responded to an accident on Transit Road. Officers asked the driver where she was coming from, and…
Naked Sausage Thief
As Sisters Go, You Could Do A Lot Better
If this is how she treats her sister, The Juice can only wonder how she treats her friends, let alone her enemies … As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: The 15-year-old shared a bedroom with her sister for the last three years, according to the [Okaloosa County Sheriff’s…
Man Tries To Smuggle All Kinds Of Stuff Into Jail
Most of the stuff speaks for itself – but not all of it. Per the Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Florida): A homeless man went to court and was arrested on Friday, but the notable part of the story is what he hid from the judge as he stood before him. The judge…
A Lady Who Uses “911” More Than Rudy Giuliani …
It’s unclear what it will take for this Maine woman to understand that “911” is for emergencies. Check out the series of events, as reported by The Bangor Daily News: Shirley Isacson, 66, “placed 10 calls to 911 in just over an hour” Friday, he said. “She was not reporting…
If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
There’s not enough money in the world … Per The Courier & Mail: French police say they have arrested a 63-year-old woman who was leading her 40-year-old companion along a busy shopping street by a leash attached to his exposed penis. The couple were detained on Wednesday afternoon in the…
Time To Find A New Boyfriend?
It was not a good night for this young lady, who will most likely be looking for a new boyfriend. As reported by the Colorado Springs Police Department: February 10, 2011 Time: 2:28:00 AM Division: Stetson Hills Title: Disturbance Summary: Officers were sent to a residential area in close proximity…
Going To The Well … Three Times Too Often?
If this dude is a sports fan, here’s guessing that his favorite cliche is the one about running a successful play over and over until the opposing team stops it. Now, It may be useful in sports, but in crime? Not so much. Especially crimes against property … As reported…
If You Want Your Son To Ever Stop Playing Xbox, DO NOT LET HIM READ THIS
If you have a son, or know someone who has a son, or have even a tenuous connection to popular culture, then you know how many young males play Xbox LIVE. (It allows gamers to play with other gamers, online, and to talk with each other.) So, why did The…