Hmm. A woman convicted of forgery appeared in court to receive her sentence. She asked the judge for a postponement due to health reasons, and presented a doctor’s note. Hmm. As reported by the San Luis Obispo Tribune: Michelle Elaine Astumian was free on $45,000 bail and pleaded no contest…
What’s in a name? Plenty, if you’re talking about beer names and the Michigan Liquor Control Commission. You’re in trouble when the standard you’re using, as here, is whether the product is “deemed … to be detrimental to the health, safety or welfare of the general public.” A little vague,…
Think of the last place a man would want to be kicked? Well, the same goes for being tased. Just ask the Arizona police officer who got zapped there. Per The Arizona Daily Star: A Nogales police officer who claims his former sergeant used a Taser on his genitals last…
No need for a sobriety checkpoint. This Florida woman gets a huge assist in her own arrest, as reported by wtsp.com: A Tampa Bay-area woman faces several charges after authorities say she passed out while she and three children waited at a Burger King drive-thru. The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office…
Without Johnny Law, there would be chaos, right? In this situation, Johnny Law needs to step off. In the Australian city of Whitehorse, little children drawing with chalk in front of a cafe have been deemed to be … taggers! As reported by The Whitehorse Leader: Children drawing with chalk…
Who knew what “flex” was? Maybe you hipsters, but not The Juice. Anyway, it would seem that one can make some serious jack selling the stuff. As reported by Creative Loafing Atlanta: Around 2 p.m., police responded to a silent panic alarm at an Armour Drive apartment, and a 30-year-old…
In relationships, as with many other things, you need to know when to cut your losses. For this Florida woman, it’s clearly time. As reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News: A man was arrested after he locked his girlfriend in a shed and threw cottage cheese at her. The…
Who doesn’t want a Land Rover? Even if you are going to steal one, clearly this is not the best way to go about it. As reported by FloridaToday.com: A 24-year-old man is in jail today after sheriff’s investigators said he broke into a car dealership, drove through two sets…
The Juice has shared many “911” stories over the years. (Click here for all Juice posts with “911.”) This one is clearly “top 5” material. As reported by The Sandusky Register (Ohio): Officers responded to the 100 block of E. Water St. at 3:17 a.m., where several bar patrons had…
“We just robbed the Chicken Shack! We just robbed the Chicken Shack!” Okay, so these Lakeland, Florida perps didn’t actually yell that out, but they might as well have. As reported by wtsp.com: Tuesday morning, Officers Tony Williams and David Kaiser responded to reports of a burglary at the Chicken…