What’s better than a confession? Maybe a video of the crime? As reported by winknews.com: A video posted online showcasing a man hitting another with a “baseball punch” lands a suspect behind bars. In it you can see one man viciously hitting another across the face while those around, both…
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All That Over A Cigarette?
(Photo courtesy of Raul Lieberwirth) Here’s a tale of smoker who really, really wanted a cigarette. As reported in the Colorado Springs Police Blotter (April 8, 2011): Officers were dispatched on a panicked call for help by a 24 year old resident of the Summer Grove Apartments, located near the…
Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
Sure, things would go a lot more smoothly for you if you could just pepper spray people who don’t listen to you. But you can’t. Or, can you … Okay, you can, but it’ll cost you, as a Georgia teacher discovered. As reported by 11alive.com: According to a Macon police…
You Shot The Robot?
Based on this gent’s reaction, it’s a good thing the police sent a robot into the house. As reported by wftv.com: The Brevard County Sheriff’s Office said the robot was sent into the West Melbourne home last week because the homeowner had called his family and said he was going…
Wait. You Mean A Police Dog Can Still Find Me If I’m Just In My Underwear?
Who knew that your undergarments are infused with your scent? Pretty much everyone, except for this woman, who tried to outsmart a police dog by stripping down to her bra and panties before fleeing. As reported by tcpalm.com: A 25-year-old woman found in her bra and panties after a traffic…
Let’s Say Somebody Actually Tried To Golf Like “Happy Gilmore” …
Movies … real life. Movies … real life. See where we’re going here? Mr. Travis Hayter apparently confused the two, much to the detriment of fellow golfer Alan Bezanson. As reported by the CBC: A man who hit a golf ball straight at another player, injuring him, has been ordered…
So I Can’t Keep The $2,001 Jackpot I Won?
Man goes to Presque Isle Downs & Casino in Pennsylvania. Man plays slots. Man wins $2,001 jackpot. Man can’t keep the jackpot? Nope. And here’s why, per the Erie Times News: The man, 55, had banned himself from the state’s casinos under a Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board self-help program. What…
Gents, A Life Of Crime Is Clearly Not In The Cards For You
If you’re going to commit a burglary or robbery, you don’t want to be recognized. So you need a good disguise – something that hides your identity and is easy to change out of. These disguises, done with A PERMANENT MARKER, failed on both counts. From the Daily Times Herald…
Montana Legislator Speaks Out Against DUI Laws. Really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl_QNa-bCKc Oh, and guess who owns a bar? You can read more here.
Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team
Who knew chickens were so into baseball? Some Texas chickens paid the ultimate price just to try to help their team. As reported by The Houston Chronicle: Fort Worth area police are investigating whether two prep baseball players sacrificed chickens in a bid to improve their games. Apparently practicing more…