To be fair to Cuyahoga Falls City Councilman Jerry James, perhaps this is not his signature legislative initiative. Maybe he’ll tackle the saggy pants problem next. But about the proposed ordinance that will no doubt vault Cuyahoga Falls City to the top of the “best places to live” list, as…
A despicable Wisconsin man pleads “no contest” to molesting four young boys. Before sentencing him (to 7 years), Waupaca County Judge Philip Kirk had some interesting things to say, including the following, as reported by fox11online.com: In his pre-sentence comments he challenged Delton Gorges’ claim of being heterosexual. “I think…
Ecotourism is so yesterday. There’s a new kind of tourism you may not have heard of. Per Whatcom County (Washington) Sheriff Bill Elfo, as reported in The Seattle Times: [Douglas Spink] was “promoting tourism of this nature for bestiality.” Oh my. When county deputies and federal investigators searched the property…
You just have to wonder WTF this Kansas woman was thinking, or drinking, or … As reported by The Wichita Eagle: Police said the woman reportedly pulled into the driveway of a house in the 5000 block of West Douglas at about 8:20 p.m. Wednesday. She got out, urinated in…
It’s unlikely you’ll ever read another story like this. An inmate trying to stop guards from fighting? Actually, there’s a simple explanation: the dude liked the guards. As reported by The Buffalo News: An inmate at the Erie County Correctional Facility lost a tooth last week when he intervened in…
(No, not in the book.) Warning: This post is not suitable for children. And The Juice isn’t just saying that to pique your interest. You will not believe this woman’s hiding place. As reported by The News-Press: A Pompano Beach woman is in custody at the Lee County Jail for…
You hear “police chase,” you think of police cars chasing a car, usually a drunk driver. Not this time. Sure, the police were in cars, but not the “perp.” He was on foot, and naked! And the cops bothered to chase him way too long, as reported by wpxi.com: Police…
Men are always trying to think of good ways to meet women. This guy clearly should have continued thinking. Unfortunately, he stopped when he got to the scenario with the monkey … As reported by The Arab Times: Police [in Kuwait City] have arrested an unidentified youth for disturbing female…
If someone calls the cops on their spouse, chances are it’s going to be for a good reason. This case, out of Fort Wayne, Indiana, is no exception. As reported by WANE: According to a Fort Wayne Police Department report, when an officer arrived at the 517 Lawton Place apartment,…
While there’s never a good reason for driving drunk, some are clearly stranger than others. For example, as reported by The Courier Mail: The 55-year-old [woman] from St Kilda East was caught outside the Prahran Police Station on Friday night and recorded a reading of 0.052. It was her second…