Now remember, we’re talking about an iPad 2, not just an iPad … From a report in the Global Times … A teenager in China sold one of his kidneys to buy an iPad 2 … A kidney!!!!! The 17-year-old boy, identified only by the surname Zheng, searched the internet…
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Sure, “Iron Man” Was Good, But Dude, Seriously …
So 55-year-old Wyoming resident David Anthony Vaughn was enjoying “Iron Man” at the Eastridge Movies when the unthinkable occurred – the projector malfunctioned. Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! When Mr. Vaughan demanded a refund, he was offered a voucher to see another movie. Maybe a later showing of “Iron Man?” Anyway, as reported in…
Police Immediately Became Suspicious When They Saw A Line At A Subway …
Clearly The Juice is not a big Subway fan. And while it may be true that there are now more Subway “restaurants” than McDonalad’s “restaurants” worldwide, it’s also true that Subway has an incredibly low franchise fee. Anyway, back to the Subway in question. It’s in Florida. And if you…
Why Did Alderman Hold Up Sign Permit For Hot Dog Stand For 2 1/2 Years?
What name could be so bad that a Chicago Alderman held up the sign permit for 2 1/2 years? “Felony Franks”. Yes, The Juice is scratching his head too. As reported by The Chicago Sun-Times: After a 2½-year battle that culminated in a First Amendment lawsuit, the City Council’s Transportation…
There, There, Drunk Sick Friend. Let Me Help You.
You’re out drinking with a friend. Wisely, you travel by cab. Your friend is not feeling well. Of course, you are sympathetic, right? Um… Not so much. As reported in the Strongsville, Ohio Police Blotter: DISTURBANCE, HIDDEN MEADOWS: At 2:51 a.m. April 2, a cab driver told police that when…
Excuse Me, But There’s A Rotten Toe In My Chewing Tobacco!
Really. Mr. Bryson Pillars was chewing some tobacco when … [I’ll let the Mississippi Supreme Court take it from here. They just don’t write them like they used to.] It seems that appellant [Mr. Pillars] consumed one plug of his purchase, which measured up to representations, that it was tobacco…
Shooting A .22 At Cans In Your Suburban Neighborhood?
Nothing wrong with shooting at cans with a .22 … unless it’s in the middle of a suburban neighborhood! What kind of dope would do this? This kind, as reported at www.thedestinlog.com: Two men were arrested Thursday after a homeowner on Pompano Street complained he’d found two bullet holes in his…
If You Doubt That Being In Shock Can Mask Pain, Check This Out
It is true that “shock” can mask a lot of things, but this? Per The Sun … A mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back — and she didn’t even feel it. Skeptical? Check out the picture here. Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by…
Chinese Prisoners Forced To Play Computer Games
Why would prisoners be forced to play computer games? In a word: cashish. (Money). As reported by The Guardian: As a prisoner at the Jixi labour camp, Liu Dali would slog through tough days breaking rocks and digging trenches in the open cast coalmines of north-east China. By night, he…
Would You Go To Court To Pay A Ticket With Cocaine On You?
It’s great that this dude went to the courthouse to pay a traffic ticket. But to go into the courthouse with cocaine, a syringe, and drug paraphernalia? And to have more goodies in your car? As reported by the Galveston County Daily News: When the 30-year-old Santa Fe man pulled…