So the United States already incarcerates a LOT of people. Imagine, if you will, that getting drunk in your own home, and having a party, were against the law. As reported by Al-Watan Arabic Daily (via The Arab Times): Party holder held: Based on a tip-off, police rushed to an…
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Of Course She Got Booted From The Village. She Was Farming!
If you need a reminder of just how different cultures (and their customs and laws) can be, this ought to do it. As reported by The Times of India: The incident took place in the tribal dominated Masinda village in Debagarh’s Barkote police station area. It houses more than 40…
First You Steal Your Granny’s Safe, And When You Can’t Open It, You …
No matter how desperate you are, you just don’t steal from your Granny. Don’t tell that to this fella in New York. As reported by northcountrynow.com: St. Lawrence County Sheriff’s Deputies charged Codey A. Royce, 21, 38 Ames Rd., Edwards, with fourth-degree criminal mischief and petit larceny for allegedly stealing…
Giving A New Meaning To “Petty” Theft
Question: How petty was it? Answer: a sticky bun! As reported by WPTV: A Florida man was arrested by police Monday after allegedly stealing a sticky bun from Walgreens, according to a Boynton Beach Police Dept. report. Police say James Gomperts fled from police and then crashed his bicycle into…
Like The Juice On Facebook, And Follow Him On Twitter, Or Else …
Or else what? If you don’t like The Juice on Facebook, and/or follow him on Twitter (@LegalJuice), expect a visit from Officer Cartman. And you don’t want to make Eric angry. Just ask Scott Tenorman what can happen when Eric gets angry. (Warning: If you really like chili, you won’t…
Do Stupid, Illegal Stuff On Video, And Post It On Facebook!
Hahaha. It’s so funny to post videos of me doing illegal things! Trouble? No cop will see this. No way! As reported by wfsb.com: A 19-year-old Watertown man was arrested after posting a two-minute video on Facebook that shows him ramming his car into trash cans set out along a quiet street. Watertown…
Wife Calls 911 On Herself Because …
It’s a little strange to call 911 on yourself. It’s even stranger if you’re doing it because … “Basically I slapped him this morning because he wouldn’t have sex with me, and he hasn’t had sex with me in a couple of months, so I slapped him across the face…
Maybe You Can Flip A Police Officer Off, But What About The F-Bomb?
It’s not uncommon for police officers to charge people who flip them off. When those people fight the charges, they win. But what about f-bombing a police officer? Well, that depends, as an Ohio woman recently found out. As reported in The Knoxville News Sentinel: Dorthea Frazier’s son Cody was…
A Clown About Town
So maybe it’s an unusual way to round out your outfit, but to each his own. From www.pennlive.com: A 21-year-old Harrisburg man who wears a red clown nose while walking in New Cumberland is not violent and poses no serious threat to the public, borough police said. Witnesses told officers…
Prosecutor Drops F-Bombs, Unfortunately For Him – In A Voicemail To Defense Counsel
&@#$#@)+&!!!! Everyone has thought about cussing someone out. Lots of us have done it. Not so many have done it on another attorney’s voicemail. A longtime prosecutor in Clark County, Washington sure wishes he hadn’t. As reported in The Columbian … A 27-year veteran attorney of the Clark County Prosecutor’s…