It’s not uncommon for people to try to shoplift by putting items down their pants. But an entire rack of ribs? Twice? Truth, as reported by The Sentinel (Pennsylvania). After going three months without getting in trouble, a Carlisle man was back in police custody Sunday afternoon after trying to…
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What Not To Say If You Get Pulled Over For A DWI
Before I tell you what Christopher Lucero told New Mexico State Police Officer Kurtis Ward, just remember one thing: he was drunk! As reported in The Albuquerque Journal, Lucero said he was weaving because: His passenger spilled his beer … Doh! There’s more. … next to Lucero, 31, was a…
A Simple Way To Beat A Court-Ordered Ankle Monitor
If you find yourself at home with a court-ordered ankle monitor on, you might think you really can’t leave the house undetected. This would be true for most people, but not Mr. Christopher Lowcock. For Mr. Lowcock, beating the ankle monitor was a breeze. How so? Here’s how, per The…
Mopping Naked?
There’s probably a perfectly logical explanation for this man’s behavior. Or not. As reported by The Gainesville Sun: A man wearing a long sleeved shirt and nothing else while carrying a mop and bucket Wednesday was arrested for exposing himself. The man told police he was trying to water plants…
Honesty Is The Best Policy … Or Is It?
Yes, honesty is the best policy. Perhaps this gent will reap some good karma from his courtroom candor. Per The Florida Sun Sentinel: In federal court on Thursday to answer to charges that he guarded an Oakland Park brothel, [Willie David Rice] gave this response when the judge asked about…
YOU Fake Cancer, And Your Harassing HER?
To say that this Pennsylvania woman showed no remorse after faking cancer to make a buck would be an understatement. She’s actually irate with one of the people she conned! As reported by The Delaware County Daily Times: A former Pottstown woman who served jail time for lying about having…
Not The Best Grandmother
Surely there are worse grandmothers out there, but probably not many. What did she do? Well, as reported by myfoxorlando.com, … A central Florida woman has been sentenced to five years in prison for a scheme to sell her infant grandson. [46-year-old Patty] Bigbee and her boyfriend, 42-year-old Lawrence Works,…
Some Weird Laws Still On The Books
In the law, as in many other areas, an occasional housecleaning is needed. According to the London Burough of Sutton, here are some outdated laws (from 1894 – 1935) that are still on the books (via The Guardian): (1) No person shall play tipcat or any offensive or dangerous game…
When You Play “Bumper Cars” With Real Cars …
It’s undisputed that, if you postpone dealing with a problem it goes away. Wait, you mean that’s not true? Then why does everyone act as if it were? Anyway, in yet another example of what The Juice thought was a universal truth, per The Orlando Sentinel: According to an arrest…
For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
If this case is at all typical, it’s very tough for a doctor in the UK to be permanently barred from practicing medicine. As reported by The Daily Express: Dr Ellen MacInnes, who has also been banned from driving three times, had to provide a blood sample to prove she…