It’s not hyberbole to say that this is almost certainly the strangest ticket ever issued. The offense? As reported by Al-Anba Daily: In the first incident of its kind, a traffic policeman [in Kuwait City] issued a citation against an Arab motorist for having bad breath. A police source said…
Many, many parents with teenage sons (or younger!) cringe at the mere mention of “COD” or “Call of Duty.” Cringe turns to dread when a new version is introduced. For the record, it should be noted that COD isn’t just a kid thing. As proof, The Juice offers you Exhibit…
When you get some bad news, how do you react? Probably not like this young man in Fresno did. As reported by The Fresno Bee: A Fresno Pacific University basketball player went on a naked rampage Monday night near campus after being told that he had been kicked off the…
Let’s just say that this is not a crime women usually get busted for. Men? All the time. But, as with most things, women are usually more discreet. Not this time. As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): It happened around 2:30 a.m. in the 900 block of Baxter Avenue. According…
You’ve had a bad banking experience. We all have. Call him crazy, but The Juice is guessing this is not how you dealt with it. As reported by wftv.com: A customer at a bank in Palm Coast got a unpleasant surprise this morning at the bank’s drive-through. This is truly…
Since this is life, not South Park, this bird will not be back (unlike Kenny). And his passing did not sit well with the owner. Let’s just say he was fired up. As reported by The St. Petersburg Times: A man angry that his roommate’s dog ate his bird retaliated…
If you’re a dog person, and your dog is sick, you’re going to be upset. But what if the vet tells you that your dog is fine? This story from The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario) illustrates that sometimes, hell oftentimes, things don’t make sense. Police say the two downtown Hamilton residents…
Honestly, sir, get a life. Don’t look at it. Move to the mountains. Read the Constitution. But please, don’t waste anyone’s time with your complaints about this decal!!!!! As reported by Great Falls Tribune (Montana): Brian Smith is tired of coming home from work to see what he calls pornography…
Do you think you would wake up while someone was setting your pants on fire? This gent didn’t. As reported by nj.com: A 47-year-old Trenton man suffered burns to his leg when his pants were set on fire last night after he fell asleep on the front porch of his…
If your cash haul is only a quarter, it’s just petty theft, right? Well, it depends … on what the quarter was in. As reported by The Gainesville Sun: A Gainesville woman was taken to jail Monday after being charged with helping to steal an $800 cash register.</blockquote. Inside the…