Knowing his demographic, The Juice feels confident that most of you are scratching your heads, or mumbling “WTF does that title mean?” or both. If you don’t know, see Casablanca. Anyway, this lady picked perhaps the worst bus stop, of all the bus stops, in all the … As reported…
Everyone has to start somewhere. If this is any indicator, and it probably is, a life of crime is not in the cards for these blokes. As reported by BeeNews.com (New York): The clerk at a gas station on Main Street reported a suspicious white Chevy in the parking lot.…
Let’s just hope that this was the culmination of a series of unsuccessful attempts to get the local government’s attention on some issue. Why? Because if this was the opening salvo, yikes! As reported by The Burlington Free Press: Witnesses said they saw a middle-aged woman with short blond hair…
Is this guy the worst son of the year? If he’s not, he’s certainly a nominee, The Juice thinks you’ll agree. As reported by wtsp.com: A concerned neighbor called deputies to the home of Sandra Newkirk and her 45-year-old son Ramey, after Sandra allegedly told the neighbor her son had…
A 13-year-old kid was busted for burping, so says the lawsuit!
Yes, of course just having the crack pipe was a bad decision. But the gent could have gotten off scot-free, crack pipe and all. As reported by The Windsor Star: It all began when the man tried to rip off a cab driver, according to Chatham-Kent police. An officer responded…
Sure, there have been mistakes made in the “war on drugs” and the “war on terror.” But exactly how Australian customs could make such a colossal mistake is hard to fathom. As reported at news.com.au: Neil Parry was arrested in June last year at Darwin Airport and charged with trafficking…
If you were in a food fight, you’d definitely want this guy on your side. As reported by The Union City Messenger (Tennessee): Emanual Cordell Kennedy, 37, of 907 North Glendale St., Union City, was arrested at 4:38 p.m. Tuesday on a charge of domestic assault, according to a Union…
Sure, all kids complain. But if they’re complaining about something you’re doing that’s illegal, ignore the complaints at your peril. A Minnesota couple learned this the hard way. Per The Duluth News Tribune: A criminal complaint says the boy told investigators he had complained numerous times to his mother about…
A while back, there was an expression made popular by comedian Flip Wilson: “The devil made me do it.” A gentleman in Maine flipped [doh!] that around, as reported by wgme.com (Portland, Maine): State Police say a suspect started making bizarre claims after he broke into a home in western…