This is just so petty, and such an incredible waste of everyone’s time. As reported by wreg.com: “My 18-year-old daughter, Lanarcia Walker, graduated from Senatobia High,” Linda Walker said. The pomp and circumstance did not last long for some Mississippi families. “He said ‘you did it baby’, waived his towel…
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This Gent Needs A New Dentist. Why? Well …
Nobody just walks into a dentist’s office and does this, except this guy. As reported by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer: King County prosecutors claim James Pfitzner, Jr., provided his name, date of birth and Social Security number to an office manager at Aurora Dental Care, located in Seattle’s Greenwood neighborhood. Pfitzner,…
So That’s How KFC Can Sell Chicken So Cheap!
Did you have any idea that there are almost 5,000 KFCs in China? Yup, and they are owned by YUM Brands, who takes rumors about their food very seriously. As reported by bbc.com: The fast food chain KFC is to sue three Chinese firms it accuses of using social media…
It’s Not Like Stealing From The Mafia, But It Ain’t Smart Either
Honestly, did she think she would get away with stealing from a fund for U.S. Marshal’s, police, and firefighter’s survivors? Apparently so. As reported by The Belleville News-Democrat: A 53-year-old St. Louis woman pleaded guilty Wednesday to stealing nearly $19,000 intended to benefit the families of police, firefighters and deputy…
Man Playing Cop … Pulls Over Cop. Doh!
You could go online and get red and blue lights and put them in your grill. Presto, you are now driving an unmarked cop car. That’s the game this guy was playing. (Hopefully it was just a game, and not something nefarious, not that the judge is likely to care.)…
The Puppy? You’re Really Blaming The Puppy For Your DUI?
It’s not exactly “the dog ate my homework,” but it’s in the same family of lame excuses. As reported by The Beacon-Times: An Aurora man who said he was exhausted from taking care of a puppy was charged with DUI after falling asleep in a fast food restaurant drive-through lane…
A Dead, Eaten Hamster, And A Complaint Against A Teacher Of Child Abuse
The “lesson” this teacher was trying to teach will – with absolute certainty – never be forgotten by seven South Korean elementary school students. As reported by The Korea Times: Police Monday investigated an instructor at a rural South Korean boarding facility who bit a hamster to death and swallowed…
Yeah, That’s Not A Car Wash. It’s A Fountain.
Driving around the fountain in your car- that’s hilarious! No, not really. As reported by bt.com: A cheeky driver thought he’d found a free car wash in the shape of Wakefield’s Bullring fountain – until the police noticed the brazen bather and gave chase. The video shows the moment a…
A Dispute Of Thirty-Plus Years? Must Be Real Important!
Any dispute that goes on for more than thirty years must have earth-shattering ramifications, no? No. Just money, and horsies. As reported by The Brandon Sun: A federal appeals court says the United States Polo Association cannot be held in contempt for selling sunglasses with a logo that resembles Polo…
You’re Still Here?
If you forge a very large check, and you get away with it, leave the country! Why, because at some point, the company will audit its books, and you will get busted. If you’re sitting on the beach in a country that doesn’t extradite, when they discover what you’ve done,…